Lindsay Looking Dead Tired

Lindsay Lohan has really lost her celebrity Flare. Here she is at Fashion Week hanging out with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson,holding on as hard as she can, and she definitely doesn’t look fresh faced and 23.

I know that when it comes to Lohan, it’s all been said before and I’m really not posting this to laugh at her or make jokes about her, I am not even doing it to point out the obvious, I just don’t really understand why she looks so fucking old, I’m talking like a haggard, drug addict who has fucked a solid 20 people more than what’s considerd normal in a given day in efforts to pay for more drugs that I know, when she’s got all the money she needs to live for the rest of her life.

I guess it all stems from the hard life she lived in the public eye, where she had no childhood, where she got paid millions for a month of work, where her mother fed her cocaine while trying to hold onto her youth after exploiting her daughter’s youth and we just don’t understand this poor little rich girl complex, cuz we all wish we were poor little rich girls. So like Michael Jackson she medicates, and like an asshole, I wait for her to hit rock bottom, where I come in as her new “manager” where I exploit her as much as I can to make a little more money than I do stealing 5 dollar bills out of my wife’s purse. But that won’t happen, she’ll be dead long before that, but we’re all allowed to dream…

Lesbian Lohan in high thigh highs

More lesbian Lohan, only this time in thigh highs, she was my first post today, what’s with this sudden obsession with her, I mean it’s not like I haven’t spent the last 5 years documented her every fucking move, at least her every move when it comes to being half naked and worth wanting to fuck, pretty much 5 years where I haven’t been living my own fucking life or making my on fucking moves, or at least moves where I am half named and worth wanting to fuck, good thing I have pretty much no ambition, drive or energy to get off this shit stained, urine soaked couch….consider yourself lucky to have me to distract you from your boring life with useless thoughts from my boring life….

Lindsay Lohan - now a Fashion consultant !

Lindsay Lohan, seen here looking pouty and shopping in SoHo last night, has been asked by Paris fashion house Ungaro to oversee a spanish fashion designer by the name of Estrella Archs. I bet this Estrella girl is writing her resume as we speak.

For her part, Lohan, 23, told WWD she hopes to take Ungaro to a “younger place” with a harder fashion edge.

“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” the controversial celebrity said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me.
“To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

Lohan said her first fur coat was an Ungaro, which she purchased about 10 years ago. She prized its leopard spots and a pale pink lining that gave it its je ne sais quoi.
Asked to describe her role in the creative process, Lohan said she “kind of oversees everything [Archs] does, while working with her. Different generations have different ideas.”

Lindsay is a bad role model to underaged sister Ali

Surprise, surprise!

LOL-han brought along 16-year-old sister Ali while pAArtying in El Lay on Friday night!

Such a fine role model, that Linds.

The sisters Lohan first hit up one of Lindsanity's old haunts, Teddy's, where spies say they saw Ali wearing solely a vest as a shirt paired with some booty shorts.

Slutty!

The two spent the night "dancing wildly" while LOLhan chain smoked inside the lounge.

Dirty, dirty.

Lindsay Lohan - the burglar?

Lindsay Lohan has a busy couple of weeks, what with all of the break-in drama and moving out of her burgled home, and… you know, the normal crackhead stuff that can be so utterly draining. So, do we want the good news or the bad news first? Let’s start off slowly and have the good news. It seems that those rumors of burgled sex tapes were probably nothing. The Enquirer is reporting that, yes, of course Lindsay has a whole collection of photos of her and Sam Ronson, maybe other girls, and many men. It seems Lindsay can’t hookup with someone without taking a picture of the two of them in bed together. Anyway, it seems that this stash of photos was not taken in the burglary:

Lindsay told her pals she freaked after coming home to find her Hollywood Hills home had been burgled for the second time in three months, raced inside, quickly checked her secret stash of sexy pics clicked over the years - and literally gasped with relief when she discovered the thieves hadn’t dug up her naughty treasure trove.

“Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad,” said a source. “Other photos showed her in compromising poses with both girls and guys. She never exactly said any of the shots were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic that they’d end up splashed over the Internet. For a girl who’s already experienced the shock of seeing no-pants photos of herself flashed on the Web, she seemed super-worried - acting like some of the shots might be way over the line. She was just totally relieved the thieves hadn’t snagged her snagged her bag of goodies.”

[From the National Enquirer, print edition, September 14 2009]

It’s totally weird that the burglars didn’t take the photos, isn’t it? Although I never really thought the photos/sex tapes were stolen, because we would have seen that stuff about two seconds after it was taken. But it is strange that the burglars went right for the $2 million in jewelry, rather than a classic investment in crackhead erotica. It’s a case for Sherlock Holmes, I swear. Or we could go the simplest theory - that Lindsay burgled herself (are there photos of that?!?):

When grainy photos of the burglars who broke into Lindsay Lohan’s LA home were released, no one could deny that one looked remarkably like La Lohan herself! Would Lindsay really rob her own home? It seems doubtful, but it would help avoid returning $2 million worth of baubles loaned to her two months ago by jeweler XIV Karats. Lindsay insists they were in a safe taken during the Aug. 23 burglary.

Also, after fighting with Sam Ronson in the early hours of Aug. 27, Lindsay spent the day downing vodka drinks poolside at the Sunset Marquis hotel in LA - and fresh slash marks were visible on her left arm. “They were really nasty,” says an eyewitness. The next day, Lindsay chillingly refernced her emotional and perhaps physical pain in a Twitter post: “Last weekend and this week have definitely left some unforgettable scars.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, September 14 2009]

Christ, is Lindsay cutting herself? Or were the cuts burglary-and/or-crack related? Anyway, back to the burglary - yeah, I do think Lindsay had something to do with it. Maybe she didn’t technically burgle herself (hehe), but she might have known her burglars to some extent - they could have been her dealers or something. I don’t know.

Ready to end on a high note? There’s this little report from Star - Lindsay and Sam were in Italy recently, and Lindsay requested an “all female” staff to wait on her at the club: “It’s official: Lindsay Lohan does not like men! While partying with galpal Samantha Ronson at Fiat Playa in Sardinia, Italy, she asked for males to be banned from the club! Management complied with her request - even making sure that only women were on staff - and the ladies spent the whole night of Aug. 18 dancing on banquettes. That’s amore!”

Lindsay sun tanning in a swimming pool

Here are a few candids of Lindsay Lohan poolside in a bikini with a clearly visible cameltoe. I think that cameltoe might be the only thing keeping her relevant these days. None of this isn't something we haven't seen a million times already. What I haven't seen before is the bright red lipstick in a swimming pool. I won't mention the camel toe again. But it has been quite a while since we had any Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to look at and despite everything, her bobs still look good. And because of that, Lindsay Lohan is now considering a $900,000 offer to get undressed for Play boy (PB). PB editors are said to be so desperate to convince the actress to strip for the magazine they have upped their offer by $400K over a recent offer. According to Hollyscoop:

Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose clothes-less, but she turned it down.

But PB has reportedly upped the ante to $900K, and we hear she's considering it! Sources say, "PB has been asking her for years, but it's only now she's excited about doing it."

If Lindsay is smart, she will take the money ASAP before PB realize she would do it for a $2,000 bag of cocaine. It is no wonder why the company is going bankrupt with the recent stupid business dealings of PB. Anyway, here is a wet Lilo in a white bikini with cameltoe in toe.