I Am Not Playing Lindsay Lohan

Socialite Lydia Hearst-Shaw is no "Mean Girl."

The heiress-turned-model took to Twitter to refute rumors that she plans to play a Lindsay Lohan-like character in an upcoming satirical biopic based on the embattled starlet's life.

"Just so we are all clear, my hair is red because I am the new face of Schwarzkopf color," Hearst-Shaw tweeted. "I am a model. I dyed my hair to front the campaign."

She added, "At this time I am not officially signed onto any other projects."

Screenwriter Charles Casillo, who is linked to the comedy "Dogs in Pocketbooks," recently told the New York Post that the 26-year old would play a "bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab ... obviously based on Lindsay Lohan."

The Lohan clan bristled at the thought of Lilo's likeness hitting the big screen and mulled legal action, with mom Dina Lohan claiming they had a "strong case" against the film's producers.

"They are again using her likeness without her being compensated. ... Not only that, but they are advertising the fact that the yare using her likeness," family attorney Stephanie Ovadia told TMZ on Monday.

But Casillo said he meant no disrespect to the troubled actress, who is currently a patient at the Betty Ford Center.

"[The movie] is no way mean-spirited towards Lindsay," Casillo told the Post. "It's the kind of thing she has spoofed about herself in the past. It's more of a satire about the crazy people around her and the situation they generate. It satirizes the obsession with modern celebrity."

Smoke-Free Jail Will Kill Lilo?

Lindsay Lohan's close friends are concerned that LiLo won't survive a single day in jail without the one thing she can't live without ... cigarettes.

As TMZ previously reported, the jail where Lindsay is extremely likely to do time is the same all-female facility where Paris got locked up in 2007 -- the same place with a serious zero tolerance no-smoking policy.

Bad news for Lindsay -- because according to one of her close friends, the jail-bound actress is a "serious chain-smoker" who blows through at least two packs a day. We're told, "The first thing she does when she wakes up is light a cigarette."

The source adds, "I'm honestly scared for [Lindsay] ... I don't think she's gone a day without smoking in years. This isn't something she can stop overnight. It's a serious condition."

But here's the upside ... if Lindsay does head to Lynwood on July 20 -- and chances are she will -- it could be exactly what she needs to kick her nasty habits ... or at least one of them.

Lindsay jailed: When Bad News is Good News

The funny business of fame.

Putting the best face on an absolutely disastrous situation, retailers and analysts suggest that Lindsay Lohan's troubles could be good for her new apparel collection.

Lohan's line, called 6126, launched online Wednesday, the same day a judge sentenced the troubled actress to 90 days in jail for violating conditions of her probation.

Bad news?

Not when it comes to sales, which are expected to be $5 million a year. An article in Women's Wear Daily speculates the notoriety could boost interest.

"Lindsay has mind share right now, so people will be interested to see what the merchandise looks like," retail analyst Jeff Vansinderen of B. Riley & Co. tells WWD.

"At the end of the day it may not hurt, and it could even help sales in an ironic and twisted way."

Hollywood celebrity favorite - Kitson stores have reportedly ordered about $15,000 worth of Lohan's line for July.

Since it's expected that Lohan will only serve about three weeks behind bars, Kitson owner Fraser Ross says LiLo could be released just as her clothes hit stores. WWD reports Kitson earlier launched Paris Hilton's line in 2007 only weeks after her jail stint, and "her appearance at the shop drew so many fans that the street had to be shut down."

Lindsay Lohan Punched by Waitress

Lindsay checking for injury...

Waitress Who Punched Lindsay Will Get the Boot

The waitress who socked Lindsay Lohan last night -- allegedly -- may have punched out for good at the nightclub ... TMZ has learned.

Our sources say managers at Voyeur are meeting today to decide the fate of the waitress, but we're told they've pretty much already decided to fire her.

We're told it all started last night when the waitress flipped her lid after spotting one of her old flings -- rugby player Danny Cipriani -- hanging out with LiLo. The waitress allegedly lashed out at LiLo by serving her a stiff one ... as in a knuckle sandwich.

Sweet revenge on Lindsay's 24th.

Lindsay Lohan In Her Usual Loose and Sexy Self

Here’s Lindsay Lohan out the other night in her sexy weird outfit on her way to do something, who knows, probably nothing very exciting now that she’s clean and sober (wink). Whatever it is she’s up to she’s looking pretty good doing it. I kinda like that she always has to wear sexy boots to cover up her anti-booze ankle bracelet, now if the judge could somehow force her to show me her boobs justice would be served.

Drunk Lindsay Lohan - Shirt Is On Backwards

June 18th, 2010
I get the feeling that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again because she seems to be wearing her shirt incorrectly. I’m not up to date on the latest fashions, unless beer stained Vuarnet t-shirts are considered haute couture, but I believe it’s on backwards. I’m 99% sure that it’s supposed to be the other way around so that perverts like me can see that juicy front meat of hers. Who’s with me?

Lindsay was drunk at the MTV Awards: Judge to Decide

Was Lindsay Lohan drunk at the MTV awards? Well, that still remains a mystery amidst mixed reports.

According to RadarOnline.com, Lohan's alcohol level ranged from .03 to .04 from midnight to 3 a.m. on June 6 in the hours following the awards.

Judge Marsha Revel of Los Angeles Superior Court had recently ordered Lohan not to consume alcohol as part of her terms of bail.

The 'Mean Girls' star's alcohol levels were apparently contained in a report prepared by SCRAM officials for the judge after her bracelet registered the presence of alcohol.

"There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable," the New York Post quoted a source as saying.

On the other hand, according to TMZ.com Lohan was not drunk at all.

Shawn Chapman Holley said Lohan recorded a negative urine test at LA's County Probation Department on June 7.

Moreover, denying all allegations, the star has tweeted on twitter.com that it was not possible for the ankle bracelet to have tested positive.

"My scram wasn't set off-Its physically impossible considering I've nothing for it to go of. All of these false reports are absolutely wrong," she wrote.

RadarOnline also mentioned that the possibility of Lohan's bracelet being tampered with.

"The report also says that Lohan's SCRAM bracelet had indeed been tampered with, and this is one of the reasons that Judge Revel determined that Lindsay violated terms of her bail," the source said.

The hearing for Lindsay's probation violation is scheduled for July 6 in Los Angeles. (ANI)

Lindsay Getting Sloppy With Her Bobbies

Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her sloppy fugitive bo-obs out the other day in a nice little pair of short shorts. You would think that I would be getting a little sick of all the Lindsay pictures floating around the last few days, but I love her big freckled bo-obs so I think that would be impossible. She’s not even showing them off in this top, but you can still see the big things making their presence known through her loose fitting top. Nice.

Top 5 Lindsay Lohan Excuses

Wonder why Lindsay Lohan still hasn't gone to jail yet? Simple! This girl has one wild book of excuses.

While Lindsay is on a mission to prove that she did not set off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday night, we figured we'd give the girl a break and help her brainstorm how get out of this one. And based on her past history, her explanation is bound to be a doozy.

But remember from How to Trick the Court 101, it's important not to reuse your old excuses.

So let us remind you of your five all-time lamest ones:

1. The black guy did it!

Grand theft auto? Kidnapping? Not if Linds has anything to say about it! Back in 2007, La Lohan spent a night partying with her then assistant and a couple of the assistant's pals—including one lucky dude named Dante—when L.L.'s assistant quit. Oh no you don't...

According to the lawsuit, this allegedly resulted in a high speed chase (in Dante's Denali) down the PCH, with Linds in the driver's seat supposedly yelling "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f--k I want!"

The cops didn't feel the same way so LiLo (unsuccessfully) tried to pin the whole ordeal on her reported helpless passenger, Dante.

2. Those aren't my pants!

After L.L. tried to claim "the black kid" was driving, cops found cocaine in her jeans pocket. But hey, not her pants, no problem right? "I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant," Lindsay wrote in her statement after being booked. "She wore a pair of my jeans." Of course! Cocaine is something Lindsay frowns upon.

3. My passport was stolen!

Linds has some serious F.O.M.O (fear of missing out) because not even a judge could get in the way of the bloated brunette and her Cannes parties, sorry, promotion. After being ordered to appear in court, Lindsay still went yacht hopping in France, missing her flight back to the states. But it wasn't her fault!

"My passport's been stolen. It's clearly an inside person who works with my father that has been sent to set me up. He's been threatening me."

4. That's a set up!

"I wasn't looking around the room, I thought I was just taking a picture with a fan."

While on her tour-de-force party spree in Cannes, a photo surfaced of L.L. and her signature pout posing next to what appeared to be a platter of cocaine. But hold the judgment! Lindsay the martyr was just obliging some fans who asked if they could take a pic with the hard-working actress (in their hotel room). She agreed, made herself comfy, and happened to overlook the suspicious white substance a foot in front of her.

5. It's the paparazzi's fault!

No way was it alcohol that gave L.L. her first DUI: "My car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows. I was running away from the paparazzi."

If that wasn't rude enough, the paps were also to blame for her first arrest warrant last year when she missed an alcohol class, and then the shutterbugs used their secret telepathic powers to push L.L. into a cactus after a night of partying out in Hollywood.

We miss Lindsay's more creative excuses, but blaming the cameras (they can be invasive, but really?) is the Lohan go-to. Since paparazzi aren't allowed in clubs, what will her reason be for setting off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday?

Just in case your mind is a little, uh, clouded, here are some we came up with for you:

"But it wasn't my SCRAM bracelet, I switched ankles with my friend!"

"It was an inside job! My dad snuck into Las Palmas and poured a drink down my Louboutin boot."

"I ordered a virgin whiskey straight! The bartender must have messed up!"

"Wait! It's not considered alcohol if it's less than 50 proof, right?"

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From Cocaine to Caffeine

Saintly-looking Lindsay....

Lindsay Lohan has turned to caffeine for her latest kicks, and spent the holiday downing can after can of Red Bull.

The newly sober starlet -- who was banned from drinking alcohol by a judge and ordered to wear a Scram monitoring bracelet -- partied with pals including British actress and reality star Lady Victoria Hervey during Memorial Day weekend.

Friends say Lohan lives on eight cans of Red Bull a day, followed by Coca-Cola, and chain-smokes cigarettes. After spending Saturday sunbathing with Hervey at Pacific Palisades, she tweeted: "Red Bull and waters and work -- my new bff's hehe. Everyone should try it! It's more fun -- you'll see."

Lohan and aristocrat Hervey -- who is set to appear in the next season of Tinsley Mortimer's show "High Society"-- have become close friends after hanging out together at the Cannes Film Festival.

Sources tell us Lohan, who kept her alcohol-monitoring bracelet covered up under a pair of knee-high boots, is really trying hard to mend her ways. One told us, "Lindsay finally realizes the seriousness of the situation she faces. She doesn't want to go to jail and she wants her career back. She is trying to surround herself with people who are a good influence instead of the usual enablers."

Lady Victoria is said to be a good influence because she's seen the perils of drugs. Her half-brother John Hervey, the 7th Marquess of Bristol, was a heavy drug user and died in 1999 of AIDS-related illnesses.

But Lohan's new clean act has yet to open doors for her in Hollywood. She tried to check into the plush Sunset Tower Hotel for the weekend, but was refused. An onlooker told us, "The front desk manager told Lindsay they were full. But she wouldn't take no for an answer and kept insisting the Internet said there was room. She even insisted the front desk call the owner Jeff Klein, but he was not available, and was again told 'Sorry, no room.' So she stormed off."

"Inferno" Posters

Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan's upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what Lindsay would look like as a 70s pom star, get ready for disappointment because there's not even an iota of giant, red fire-bush the size of your face. "Don't worry, the decor will set the time period." God, I hate independent cinema.

Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Pic With a Couple of Creeps

“What!?? That's a set up that's so untrue.” - Lindsay Lohan on the image above.

In truth, this is Lindsay Lohan's reaction to pretty much anything. Point fingers, blame others, lie through her teeth and live in denial. Whatever works!

She's already accused her dad of ganking her passport, stranding her in Cannes. But when there's no easy scapegoat around ... just scream "set up!"

The troubled star, already causing problems for the L.A. County penal system by failing to show up in court this week, is now in even more hot water.

A photo surfacing on TMZ showing Lindsay partying with a strange white powder in the foreground could potentially mean more probation violations.

If nothing else, it's another sign Lindsay's going to die if she's not careful:

Lindsay Lohan allegedly does coke with a couple of peeps.

A spokesperson for the L.A. County D.A.'s office says this won't be brought up in court Monday, when Lindsay has been ordered to appear before the judge.

The spokesperson says there is no way the pic can be used in court because you could never prove what was on the table (despite it obviously being coke).

So she's in the clear ... on this one minor issue.

The warrant for her arrest earlier this week was rescinded after she posted bail, but Lohan still has to account for not complying with her probation terms.

Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, lambasted TMZ and others, saying "It is difficult for Lindsay to get a fair shake because her every move is chronicled by TMZ and others. This creates an unavoidable frenzy around her case."

"It subjects her to a level of scrutiny which non-celebrities do not face."

Maybe so, Shawn, but the train wreck also asks for that scrutiny. Daily.

Lindsay is flying back home

America's anti-sweetheart made quite the splash this week, and if you didn't keep abreast of every poor life decision, bench warrant, flimsy excuse or court order that followed her over the last seven days, then congratulations, you have a life and well-placed priorities.

Which puts you one up on us and Lindsay Lohan, respectively.

That's right, Hurricane Lindsay blew through both Los Angeles and Cannes this week, and left pretty much everything she touched worse for wear. Let's sift through the wreckage together, shall we?

She started off the week strong, or at least strong-armed, hurling drinks at exes and then flying over to the Cannes Film Festival on an ultimately ill-advised trip to get photographed with what appeared to be cocaine tour luxury yachts promote her forthcoming porn star flick. Unfortunately, she also lost her passport, missed a court hearing, offered up one of the flimsiest excuses on record, had a bench warrant issued for her arrest, ponied up enough of her $100,000 bail to avoid arrest and got her court date rescheduled for Monday morning, for which her presence will most definitely be required. And she still managed to find time to hate on her dad! And party! That Lindsay. She always was a multitasker.

Up to speed? Good. Let's move on…

Lindsay Lohan is to play Linda Lovelace

Lindsay Lohan is to play a porn star in an independent movie. The 24-year-old has landed the lead role of 1970s x-star Linda Lovelace – who found fame in 1972 flick Deep Throat – according to one of the film’s producers, Wali Razaqi.

Razaqi told The Los Angeles Times that Bill Pullman will portray Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner in the period drama, which is called Inferno.The film will be based on the events of Lovelace’s life and will delve into the “difficult stuff she went through and overcame,” Razaqi said.

The producer said he and director Matthew Wilder are confident that Mean Girls star Li-Lo will deliver. “I would say it’s probably one of the most challenging roles any actor could play – and not because of the sexual content, necessarily – but more because she was so battered and beat up emotionally, that I think it’s gonna take everything Lindsay has to really be able to pull it off,” he said.

“Not that Lindsay’s life is similar in any way – but she’s been through a lot of ups and downs. A lot of times you’re loved and then you’re hated, and I think she can relate to those emotions and feelings.”

Razaqi added that an official announcement about the casting will be made at the upcoming Cannes Film Festival.

Lohan and De Niro in Machete clip

Lindsay Lohan and Robert De Niro brandish high-powered weapons in a newly-released clip from the forthcoming movie Machete.

Filmmaker Robert Rodriguez released the trailer to show he is no fan of Arizona's controversial new immigration law.

The two-minute trailer touches on themes of illegal immigration and shows Danny Trejo introduce the clip before being tricked by a shady senator, and then seeks revenge on the lawmaker.

In the clip, Trejo says the trailer is "a special Cinco de Mayo message to Arizona".

It shows Trejo wielding knives and co-stars Robert, Cheech Marin and Li-Lo brandishing weapons.

Fox spokesman Chris Petrikin says the clip is not a theatrical trailer, but something Rodriguez put together for movie fan site Aintitcool.com to commemorate Cinco de Mayo, a Mexican holiday commemorating the Mexican army's victory over French forces in 1862.

Machete, also starring Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba and Steven Seagal, is due for release in September.

Ungaro's Cost of hiring Lindsay

According to industry sources, British designer Giles Deacon has been hired as the new creative head at Ungaro, following a long and painful downward spiral at the fashion house.

Young and promising designer Esteban Cortezar exited last year, presumably because he didn’t want to work with troubled "it girl" Lindsay Lohan, who in turn was hired to collaborate with the Spanish unknown, Estrella Archs in Cortezar’s stead.

What came out of this partnership was a collection shown at Paris fashion week last fall, which was almost unanimously pulled to pieces by the press and deemed a "disaster" by the brand’s founder, Emanuel Ungaro (who nowadays isn’t involved in the house’s affairs).

Since then, Ungaro’s CEO, Mounir Moufarrige, Lohan, and finally Estrella Archs all exited – voluntarily or not – with the latter quitting after rumours surfaced concerning Deacon’s possible succession.

Now it has been confirmed by trusted fashion journalist, Jason Campbell (JC Report) via Twitter that Deacon has indeed entered Ungaro’s revolving door. First results of this brave man’s work will be seen at the upcoming spring/summer shows Paris this fall. – AFP Relaxnews

Lindsay to face lawsuit by Photographer

LONDON - Actress Linday Lohnan’s troubles are mounting - the actress is embroiled in a lawsuit from a photographer alleging she hasn’t paid him for pictures he took for her fashion line.

Photographer Scott Nathan filed papers on Friday claiming he was hired to take photographs of the Mean Girls actress for her clothing label 6126, reports contactmusic.com.

In the documents, obtained by TMZ.com, Nathan alleges he was promised one percent interest from the fashion line in return for the images, but he has reportedly received nothing.

Nathan is also suing Universal Music Group for allegedly using one of his photographs on the cover of Lohan’s single “Bossy”.

He is seeking unspecified damages.

Lindsay maybe going to Jail for shunning probation

Get ready for one of those teary scenes where the trainwreck Hollywood socialite is dragged off to the slammer (for all of two days) in an attempt to scare her straight.

Lindsay Lohan might want to get some tips from It-Girl former jailbirds Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie before her next day in court, because it looks like she could be headed for jail.

Lindsay is currently on probation for a DUI charge, but she hasn't been showing up to her court-ordered alcohol education classes, according to reports.

The class administrators are obliged to tell the judge if their student is a no-show for more than 21 days in a row, so Lilo's been dodging the rule by turning up to class every 21 days.

But the judge's order was that she attend at least one class every seven days, so Lindsay is still violating the terms of her probation. ...And this isn't the first time.

Last time Lindsay was in court the judge made it very clear that if she slipped up again she'd be going to jail.

Eh, maybe a bit of time behind bars is just what she needs?

Lindsay got dumped again by director

Since Lindsay Lohan's life continues to play out like Kevin Spacey's tongue on a Saturday night (plunging deeper and deeper down a dark, dirty hole), she has been dropped from a movie for being a liability. Brace your Twitter, because she's going to spit out a dozen "medeeea be lyin" Tweets any minute.

TMZ's sources say that the investors of the movie were biting their finger nails off over the thought of relying on Lindsay to show up for work every day. Instead of luring her to the set every day using a dog with an 8-ball tied to its tail, they decided to cut ties with her altogether. David Michaels, the director of The Other Side, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."

Lilo was supposed to play a grad student who gets stranded on a deserted island with the likes of Alanis Morissette, Woody Harrelson, Giovani Ribisi and Dave Mathews. That shit would've been an all-star cast in 1999.

This sucks, because the only place Lilo should be right now (besides rehab or Daddy Spears' kitchen) is a deserted island. Although, knowing this bitch she'd find a field of fermented mangoes. And she'd probably figure out a way to light banana leaves on her labia. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all.

And is it just me or does White Oprah look Planet Hiltron-ized in that picture above?

Lindsay and Ali Lohan got screwed up by ex-dad

And it's time for another Michael Lohan media stunt.

Just this afternoon Lindsay's dad, under a surprisingly legitimate premise, managed to convince two sheriff deputies to go with him to Lindsay's house to check on her sister Ali, according to TMZ:

We're told Ali was in the apartment and deputies spoke with her. Deputies left and Ali was allowed to stay with Lindsay.
We're told Michael is now going to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, per the advice of the Sheriff's Department.
Sources say Michael made a "compelling case" to Sheriff's deputies -- we're told Michael told deputies Ali was in Lindsay's car on the way back from Coachella and the car was going over 100 mph.

In the meantime, Lindsay has been tweeting the whole thing. Of course:

i have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister's safety, as well as my own, "my ex-dad" just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil's advocate with officers....
let's not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY
he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his "brain" that has been ruined due to HIS drug use.

While not letting Lindsay raise Ali makes all kinds of sense, giving Michael Lohan custody makes your brain want to rip itself in half from the pure absence of logic. Unless vagina kicking is somehow an effective way to keep kids off drugs, then I'm on board.

Is this Game Over for Lindsay?

Six years after the cinematic release of Mean Girls, a video game based on the hit movie is due to hit stores and its star is nowhere to be seen.

Box art for the tie-in, to be released on Nintendo's handheld DS system, features the posse of bitchy high school teens known as the "Plastics" as played by Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams and Lacey Chabert.

Players will guide Cady - the character made famous by Lindsay Lohan - in her quest to become prom queen when Mean Girls is released in the United States next week.

However despite her character being playable in the game, Lohan does not appear on the game's cover.

Rather than being a consequence of her trashy reputation, it is understood that the cost of licensing her image for the box art was too prohibitive.

The game will not feature the likenesses of Lohan or any of her co-stars.

Lindsay Lohan Leg Show

Lindsay Lohan’s party girl reputation seems to be alive and well these days, here she is doing her thing a hiked up pair of short shorts and weird heels. I’m not sure I’m down with this style of wearing the short shorts, I may be a traditionalist, but I personally prefer them to be riding bellow the bellybutton and just above the spot where pubic hair would start if women had pubic hair these days…. Which, thanks to those clever Brazilians, most of them don’t. I’m just waiting for this train wreck to crash… All over my sweaty naked body.

Father's engagement makes Lindsay sick

Father’s engagement makes Lindsay Lohan sick

Lindsay Lohan has said that the reports of her father Michael planning to remarry make her sick.

The Mean Girls star admits that she was dismayed when she got to know that her dad is going to marry journalist Kate Major, reports News.com.au.

She told UsMagazine.com: "I'm gonna vomit! I so didn't need that info... Yuck!"

Michael, 49, and 27-year-old Kate formally announced their engagement plans yesterday.

The couple intends to get married by end of 2010.

“I'm ecstatic. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it''s meant to be," Kate said.

Lindsay Lohan – Helpless and Hopelessly Broke?

Lindsay Lohan is Helpless, Possibly Broke, and going to rehab. The troubled star LiLo is in a mess. She’s reported behind two months on rent and her landlord sent a legal notice to pay or get out of the residence. Lindsay is forced to pay $23,000 and avoided eviction. Looks like this actress don’t get any income and her work prospects is in the edge because of many abuse reports, according to sources.

If many people close to her feel a strong feeling that she’s not well, Dina, her mother insist that Lindsay is fine. But Michael Lohan is not very please with her recent allegations, proved by his reply about Lindsay Tweets about abuse accusation.

“There was no physical abuse,” he said. “When there’s yelling, I tried to shelter my kids from arguments my wife and I had. Dina unfortunately got the kids involved in the things we did, the arguments we had, and still does. She uses my kids as pawns.”

In an interview with E! News, he told that he’s going to make her daughter better by sending her to a rehab.

“I am not going to sit back and watch my daughter die or fall victim to something that so many other kids did. She’s going to a rehab, there’s no doubt.”
“My daughter is going to go to a rehab center and she is going to get better. It does not matter how many times you go, but it has to be done the right way.
“I want her to be willing to do it on her own, and it seems that she’s living in denial. She thinks it’s OK and everyone says she’s fine. But is she fine?”
“Is Lindsay Lohan fine? Tell me I’m wrong and then I’ll stop.”

We hope that she get well soon.

Lindsay powdering her feet...

Doesn't Lindsay Lohan know that you should never ever hide the 8-ball in your shoe?! I thought White Oprah taught her everything! Worst mom of all-time. First of all, I doubt she wants to get a case of Athlete's Foot in her nose since you know her hooves got the itch. Second of all, one wrong step and the entire party goes all over the damn ground (as seen above). Hide the stash up your b-hole like a normal person.

But seriously, it's probably just a little foot powder for stank, and like with everything she went a little overboard. The best part is that Lindsay doesn't seem to realize that her feet look like Pete Doherty just sneezed on them. Or maybe she did it on purpose hoping that the cokefeet trend will catch on. These shoes were made for snortin'.

Indian Government To Ban LIndsay Lohan From Visiting India

By Gina Gomez
Lindsay LohanNew Delhi, Mar 20, (THAINDIAN NEWS) There is some real bad news for the all the Indian fans of Hollywood diva Lindsay Lohan as the Indian government is contemplating banning the “Freaky Friday” star from visiting the country as she violated certain visa norms during her last visit to India in the month of December, last year.

The 23 year old “Mean Girls” star visited the nation in December to film a documentary based on the theme of child labor and women trafficking. However, the actress attracted widespread attention due to her India visit owing to her over the top claims of social activism in which she asserted to have saved the lives of around 40 children from child trafficking in a raid during her stay in India. However, activist involved in the raid refuted the Hollywood diva’s claim and confirmed that Lindsay Lohan arrived in India after the raids were conducted and had just gone to visit the children during her stay.

Meanwhile, when authorities looked into the matter not only did they find Lindsay Lohan guilty of lying about being the ’savior’ of the children, but also discovered the pop singer has flouted visa guidelines. It came to light that the much acclaimed actress visited India on a ‘tourist visa’ although she should have used a short-term work visa as per the visa guidelines. It has been revealed that currently the case is being examined by senior government officials which is yet to decide whether Lindsay Lohan’s name should be included in the immigration blacklist. However, if the government actually decides to ban the actress, if would leave her Indian fans highly disappointed.

Lindsay visit Dad in Hospital after his heart attack

Wildchild Lindsay Lohan is truly concerned about her father, Michael Lohan, 49, who suffered a minor heart attack on Tuesday, March 16.

Lohan has been in touch with her father over the phone. The two are known to have a volatile relationship, but it looks they have called a truce after Lohan Sr.’s health scare.

"I got a message from Lindsay which read, 'OMG. Hope you are okay' and my other kids have all been in contact with me too," he said, adding that a minor heart attack isn't going to take him down.

"I've been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove a Ferrari over a cliff once, so it's going to take a lot more than this to finish me off."

Lohan underwent an angioplasty to remove any blockages near his heart on Wednesday.

"The surgeons are hoping this will work but if it does not then I may well have to get an immediate by-pass operation."

Lindsay Sues Lohan for Suing E-Trade Over Commercial

LOS ANGELES, CA (GlossyNews) — Troubled 23-year-old celebrity Lindsay Lohan has filed a lawsuit against E-Trade for allegedly using her name in its latest commercial about a boyfriend-stealing baby with a substance abuse problem. The substance in question being milk.

In the ad, which first ran during this year’s Super Bowl, an infant boy apologizes to his girlfriend over the phone for not calling her the night before.

“And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” the girl asks before another baby girl appears on the screen saying, “Milk-a-whaaat?” in tones slurred to imply intoxication.

Stephanie Ovadia, Lohan’s current lawyer, said, “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan?”

The spokesperson for Grey Group, which produced the “milkaholic” commercial, explained that they “avoided using the name Susan because we thought people would be reminded of Susan Dey from the Partridge Family. As a young actress, Dey had bouts of anorexia and bulimia, as well as a later period of alcohol abuse. Because she is so talented and beloved by so many, we decided to use a less emotional name — one that we thought most viewers would ignore or not care about. David Cassidy suggested we try the name ‘Lindsay’. It’s a very popular name, but one that isn’t really associated with a significant personality in the public eye.”

A production assistant on the shoot said, “They just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team. Tragically, her daughter Lindsay truly is addicted to milk. It’s disgusting. She slurps it right out of the container. She bottles her own breast milk and drinks it at her desk. When there’s no milk left in the fridge, she tries to melt down cottage cheese. She has a real problem.”

Lindsay Lactor, the actual milkaholic, is now suing Lindsay Lohan for suing E-Trade because the exposure has made her own struggles with addiction an embarrassing public spectacle.

Lohan’s attorney brushed off the Lactor dispute and reiterated, “This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

The challenge for Lohan, however, is that prior to launching the suit, nobody thought about her at all. Legal experts say this may jeopardize her chances of getting the case before a judge. “Plus,” said one analyst, “if she gets in front of a judge, she might end up back in jail for outstanding warrants.”

Still, Lohan remains steadfast in seeking an injunction to force the spot off the air. She is also demanding $100 million in damages. “That should just about cover my drug debt through April,” Lohan posted on her Twitter page. Her three followers wished her luck.

Lindsay dating British DJ Gareth Geno

Hollywood beauty Lindsay Lohan seems to have a thing for DJ's. But after dating DJ Samantha Ronson she seems to have given up on girls as this time the spinner is a man.

The 23-year-old actress, who had a stormy two-year on-off romance with Ronson, is now dating British DJ Gareth Geno, Mirror reported online.

The Mean Girls star, famed for her wild partying ways was spotted at the Sketch nightclub in central London, all over DJ Geno who held her hand, fed her chips and sorted out her playlist.

When Lindsay eventually got on the decks, he whispered in her ear for moral support.

This lead the actress turned fashion designer to get cosy with him until it was his turn to hit the decks.

She was overheard telling DJ Geno, "See you in a bit, baby" and when he joined her there later, she practically leapt on the guy.

"I have to move to London, he's so cute," Lohan said.

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Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has denied reports that she has a new DJ lover in her life after she was linked to British music-mixer Gareth Geno.

According to the reports, the Mean Girls actress, who split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson last year, was spotted getting cosy with Geno during a performance in London's Sketch club Wednesday.

The pair was spotted flirting in the DJ booth.

But Lohan has shrugged off the suggestions, saying: "No I am not (dating him). He's a friend."
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Lindsay Lohan has denied rumours that she is dating a British DJ.

Recent reports claimed that the actress had been spotted getting "cosy" with Gareth Geno at a London nightclub.

However, Lohan later took to her Twitter page to dismiss the speculation, writing: "I'm NOT dating him. lies lies lies."

She sparked further rumours when she chose to delete the message, but has now confirmed that she is not involved with Geno.

"Nooo, I am not," she told Gossip Cop. "He's a friend, geez."

Lindsay showing plenty of cleavages

Here’s good ol’ Lindsay Lohan showing off her fantastic cleavage for the Sun UK, and looking drop dead sexy while doing so. Ok, you guys can probably tell by now that I don’t share your views on Lohan; I think the girl is freaking hot from head to toe, and she’s even hotter when she shows off her plentiful cleavage, which I just happen to think is some of the best cleavage in the known galaxy. So yeah, Lohan is hot, and this cleavage popping photoshoot is proof. So stop denying it, and honestly, let’s face it; all of you out there have been secretly drooling over Lohan this whole time. More pictures after the jump, enjoy!

Lindsay going b-r-a-less again

Here’s good old Lindsay Lohan doing what she does best in the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue magazine… and that’s looking drop dead sexy while not wearing a bra. Now if this were any other celebrity, I would be typing exclamation points at the end of ever sentence, but let’s not kid ourselves; we’ve seen this side of Lohan before. Having said that, the photo is hands down one Lohan’s sexiest yet, and we should be grateful that she’s still trying to get our attention by literally dropping her cleavage. And by “we” I mean the very few of us who remain infatuated with Lohan and would give up an appendage to bring her back to our parent’s basement. Cheers.

Lindsay blacklisted by Fashion Week?

Was Linsday Lohan snubbed by fashion week or just too busy to attend fashion week? Lohan says fashion week invites came in number in the hundreds.

“Hundreds”?

Lohan’s rep Todd Shapiro says his starlet wasn’t snubbed for 2010’s New York Fashion Week. Rather she was, just by chance, out of the country at the time. In fact, Shapiro says Lohan has “hundreds of invitations” she didn’t accept.

Seriously.

“Lindsay got hundreds of invitations. She wanted to be there, but felt it was more important to go to England to host an event and raise funds for Haiti. She loves fashion week and hopes to be there in September, but rumours that she was blacklisted from shows couldn’t be further from the truth.”

Lindsay Missed Appointment with Austrian Tycoon

UK glamour model Katie Price sparkled at the Vienna Opera Ball last night. Which is more than can be said for star guest Lindsay Lohan who failed to turn up for the society event despite having demanded a private jet to fly her to Austria from L.A.

The event at the Vienna State Opera House which attracts royalty and aristocrats from around the continent is one of the most prestigious dates on the Austrian social calendar.

Lohan was offered $150,000 to be the date of veteran Austrian tycoon Richard Lugner, who famously pays a different female celebrity to be his date at the ball every year.

Previous escorts include Nicollette Sheridan, Dita Von Teese, Paris Hilton, Raquel Welch and Sophia Loren.

But the Mean Girls star failed to show after spending too long shopping in duty free. She was then unable to come up with the £14,000 fee for delaying the flight and instead spent the evening partying at a H-Wood night club in Hollywood.

The slap in the face was made doubly worse by the fact the 23 year-old actress had already driven her host to distraction over her demands

He told the Austrian press: “She refuses to take a scheduled flight and told me I must get a private jet sorted out for her. I managed to book an eight-seat jet, but she refused to accept my offer.

“She claimed it would be too uncomfortable and she would not be able to get any sleep when travelling in it. I haven’t got a choice, I suppose.”

The party hard bisexual Mean Girls star had replaced Price as Lugner’s first choice after he un-invited the newly wed glamour model mother-of-three after she broke a media embargo about the invite.

But Katie had the last laugh last night as dressed in a stunning baby blue blue, strapless ball gown and dripping with diamonds she stole the limelight, while Lugner was left cursing Lohan’s no show and forced to call on younger girlfriend Anastasia 'Katzi' Sokol to be his escort at the eleventh hour.

Katie, who was invited as a guest by Austrian entrepreneurial couple Irene and Alexander Mayer arrived in Vienna alone without new hubby CBB winner Alex Reid. During her trip the horse- mad model took the opportunity to visit the Spanish riding school

Her date for the night was German playboy and nightclub tycoon Marcus Prinz von Anhalt, the 'adopted' son of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt.

Lindsay Lohan: Samantha Ronson did not hit me

Actress Lindsay Lohan has used twitter to deny her ex Samantha Ronson has ever hit her.

The 23-year-old actress took to micro-blogging website twitter to blast suggestions her on/off girlfriend has ever been abusive to her.

She tweeted: "This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I've never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important... World issues (sic)."

Ronson, 32, then thanked Lohan for refuting the claims.

She wrote on twitter: "Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed!

"To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after Lindsay has denied it: I WILL take legal action. (sic)."

Lohan and Ronson had a difficult relationship while they were dating, and were often seen fighting and arguing in public before their break-up in April 2009.

Lindsay in brawl with Sam Ronson - again

The on/off couple ended their turbulent romance for good last year following a series of spats. But the dramatic relationship is back in the spotlight again after the former lovers reportedly fell out while Ronson was DJing at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, Radaronline reported.

"Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar. Lindsay turned up around 11pm and she was in the mood for trouble! Lindsay was trying to get Sam's attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn't pay her any attention," a source told the website.

"Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy! Lindsay's friend grabbed her and pulled her away before things got even worse," the source added.

Ronson also posted her anger clearly reflecting her spat with Lohan on Twitter.

"I'm all about turning the other cheek, but sometimes you gotta stand your ground. Warning: I ain't taking this no more," Ronson wrote.

Lindsay hooking a French doctor?

Actress Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be dating French actor Aurelien Wiik after they were spotted kissing at a party.

Lohan, who split from her on-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson in 2009, was photographed embracing the 29-year-old during an event at a fashion boutique, reports dailystar.co.uk.

Previously, she was linked to Gerard Butler, Kevin Connolly, Jason Segel and model Adam Senn.

Lindsay's father arrested again in New York

Authorities say Lindsay Lohan's father has been arrested again.

Police on New York's Long Island say Michael Lohan was arrested Thursday morning and charged with criminal contempt. Police did not provide further details.

Bryan Konoski, an attorney for Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, has told the New York Post that Lohan allegedly phoned Muller at work Jan. 21. That would violate an order of protection.

Lohan had been arrested on a similar charge in December.

In June, a judge said Lohan would avoid prosecution on an aggravated harassment charge if he stayed out of trouble for a year. Lohan denied he threatened to kill his girlfriend and himself if she left him.

Lohan's attorney had said his client is the victim of fabrications.

The actress reportedly is estranged from her father.

Lindsay Lohan Takes Off Clothes for 'Machete'

So now we'll have it: The Lindsay Lohan nudescene. According to Cleveland Leader, Lohan is going to be topless in Robert Rodriguez' Machete, which is certainly in line with the skin shown in the faux trailer for the film unveiled as part of Grindhouse. Lohan has flirted with this sort of thing before in a couple magazine photoshoots, but hasn't done a nude scene yet, although at this stage of her career, that's about the only thing that will move the needle. There are better, more talented, less damaged young actresses who aren't insurance risks for the producers that most moviegoers are more eager to see in just about any film. The scene apparently involves LiLo skinny-dipping near a waterfall as part of a ten-minute arc in the film. And that either interests you or not. Probably not, though, because who couldn't see this coming sooner or later? It's not exactly Jessica Alba, now is it?
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For the first time, American actress, socialite and party gal Lindsay Lohan is going topless for a steamy scene in her coming film ‘Machete’, reports The Sun.

So far the ‘Mean Girls’ star had bared her assets for magazine shoots only. But for Robert Rodriguez's new action flick ‘Machete’, she goes topless in a scene in which she’s seen bathing with actor Danny Trejo and another co-actor.

In the X-rated movie Lindsay plays a gun-toting socialite.

Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan, who has stripped several times for magazine shoots in the past, will go top less for a scene in her upcoming movie Machete.

Many critics see the movie as an attempt to revive Lindsay's flagging Hollywood career, reports thesun.co.uk.

After giving smashing hits like Mean Girls and Freaky Friday, a series of run-ins with the police and on-off relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, has turned the fortunes of the actress.

The token nudescene could work as a stroke which would surely win her male fans once again.

77-year-old Dirty Old tycoon pays Lindsay Lohan to date him

This dirty old man has taken an interest in, well, Lindsay Lohan? Look like any female with a big name is good enough for him.

Lindsay Lohan has been hired by an eccentric Austrian millionaire to be his date at the opera. Girl's gotta make a buck somehow, eh?

Richard Lugner, a shopping mall owner, invites a different famous girl to accompany him each year in his private box at the Vienna Opera Ball.

Since divorcing his third wife in 2007, 77-year-old Richard has paid Paris Hilton, Nicollette Sheridan, Dita Von Teese and now Lindsay Lohan to be his annual date for the ball.

According to our bastions of truth over at Wikipedia, say he once "specialised in the erection of filling stations." (Well, that sounds about right.) Each year, Lugner invites a Hollywood starlet to accompany him to the Austrian society event. He's invited some of the greats, including Joan Collins, Sophia Loren, Grace Jones, Sarah, Duchess of York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Jacqueline Bisset, and Farrah Fawcett. Although, more recently, he's chosen less, er, distinguished guests, such as Pamela Anderson (who brought Kid Rock), Geri Halliwell, Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton, and, come next month, Herbie: Fully Loaded thespian Lindsay Lohan.

No word on how much he pays his guests, although their duties include not only attending the Wiener Opernball, but also signing autographs at Lugner City, the shopping mall he opened in 1990. Lugner—who was divorced from his third wife Christina in 2007, the same year he courted that Hilton girl (which, you know, also sounds about right)—has attracted criticism for his annual publicity stunt, but he doesn’t seem phased. Obsessed with appearance, Lugner once injected Botulin into his eyelids to look like George Clooney. Dude, that’s totally unnecessary . You are George Clooney.

Lindsay Shows her Nips again

If you’re anything like me, then you like a few good Lindsay Lohan nip-ple shots (that would make a good drink). Here she is at some event letting the Pointer Sisters get some air in a nice, breezy see through top. I love a girl who’s not afraid to go braless, practically shirtless, to an event where she knows there will be lots of photographers. This is the kinda girl that will let you post nak-ed pictures of her on the internet. It’s also the kinda girl that may give you some sort of strange rash in unmentionable areas. Enjoy.