Lindsay Lohan Creates Production Company

Lindsay Lohan creates a production company. Add this to a long list of projects Lindsay has going right now. Hopefully this venture won’t bring another lawsuit to the already troubled Lindsay and her financial mess. So what is this company going to do?

Lindsay partnered with Kristi Kaylor, who is also a partner with her on another clothes venture. They are going to make beautiful movies together. Well, I’m not so sure about that. From Entertainment Weekly:

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Lindsay Lohan and Kristi Kaylor, Lohan’s partner in the fashion line 6126, have started a new production company for film and TV called Unforgettable Productions. Among the projects the two are developing are a TV show called Faux Real, described as “Entourage for the fashion world,” a dating show called That’s What Friends Are For, and a documentary series paired up with a charity.

Great. Lindsay’s working with a company to produce more reality shows. Does anyone wants to watch more Reality TV? How about getting a great script so Lindsay can get back in to acting?

Lindsay snub the working class

Lindsay Lohan stiffs the working class people. Stand back up. I know you’re shocked at Lindsay’s behavior. She and Samantha Ronson are upstanding, caring and sympathetic people who would never do something as crazy as stiff a locksmith. That they called. At 4 in the morning.

Lindsay and Samantha were partying it up until the wee hours of the morning and forgot their keys. How do you BOTH forget your keys? They called a lockmsith and the rest is history, according to TMZ:

As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering $20 instead.

The locksmith tells us Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn’t pay him a penny.

How was it Lindsay came to have a $20 bill? Can’t they scrape together $39 to give to the poor guy, who they rolled out of bed at an ungodly hour? Come on, ladies.

Lindsay know Nuts About Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan leaving Bardot lounge in West Hollywood (photos)

And by "knows Hollywood," I mean "doesn't know Hollywood at all." Lindsay turned down the role of "Jade" the stripper in the summer hit The Hangover (the part went to Heather Graham instead), saying the screenplay had "no potential." By the way, the last movie Lindsay "starred" in, Labor Pains, is bypassing theaters and is set to premiere on the ABC Family channel in two weeks. The Hangover has made $266 million in a little over four weeks. From Us Weekly:

A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.

"The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," says the source, "and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"

Celebslam.com presents: "Imagined conversations Lindsay Lohan has had with her agent after seeing potential scripts."

Star Wars: "Who the fuck is this George Lucas dork?"

E.T.: "I hate Reese's Pieces."

Jaws: "A movie about a shark? Are you kidding? I might as well shoot my career with a harpoon."

Jurassic Park: "Dinosaurs? Who's the target market, five-year-olds?"

Forrest Gump: "No Oscar potential. I'm a serious actress now that only considers serious roles."

Titanic: "Everyone already knows what happens. Bring me something I can work with."

The Lord of the Rings: "You're fired."

Lindsay Lohan Stopped A Hangover

If there's one thing I never expected to hear, it's Lindsay Lohan turning down acting work which would subsequently fuel her drug addiction. But apparently that was the case with The Hangover which has been a box office juggernaut this summer. Us Weekly reports:

A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick -- which has raked in $205 million so far -- after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress' behalf.

"The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," says the source, "and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"
The role went to actress Heather Graham.

Okay, I want to believe this story, but I'm having trouble wrapping my head around two things: 1. Lindsay Lohan reading. And 2. A director considering her for a role over Heather Graham. That's like someone asking what you want for breakfast and you saying "Well, my first choice would be face cancer, but I guess I'll settle for a stack of delicious pancakes that still has awesome breasts at 39. If I have to."

Lohan went shopping alone!

It’s a little funny and a little sad. Funny, because now I have an image of Lindsay Lohan wearing a lab coat, rustling up things in the laboratory and shouting “I totally created this junk! How dare she?!?” Sad because Lindsay just got the one thing going for her taken away. We’ll see if there’s any merit to the lawsuit - it sounds legitimate, but you never know. One thing’s for sure, I don’t think anybody buys that Lindsay had anything to do with “creating” the formula for the spray tan. The lab coat wouldn’t go with her cracked-out wardrobe.

Lindsay Lohan is shown out shopping on 7/5/09. Look at those orange stains on her pits. Credit: Fame Pictures

Lindsay Takes A Break At the Beach

After spending the last week or so celebrating her 23rd birthday, Lindsay Lohan took a much-needed break to the beach in Malibu. She must have been exhausted from all the bikini changes she did last weekend at the MGM Grand in Vegas (which reportedly earned the ‘Mean Girls’ star a cool 70k in appearance fees), because Lindsay stuck to just one black bikini this time.

Displaying a peek of side boob and just about every inch of her freckled legs, Lindsay looked to be in a good mood which isn’t surprising considering the famous redhead got to spend her birthday with ex girlfriend Samantha Ronson. The estranged pair were seen having lunch together last Thursday (July 2) and it seems that they’re dating again. Think she got a little make-up nookie for her birthday?