Lindsay Lohan leaving Bardot lounge in West Hollywood (photos)
And by "knows Hollywood," I mean "doesn't know Hollywood at all." Lindsay turned down the role of "Jade" the stripper in the summer hit The Hangover (the part went to Heather Graham instead), saying the screenplay had "no potential." By the way, the last movie Lindsay "starred" in, Labor Pains, is bypassing theaters and is set to premiere on the ABC Family channel in two weeks. The Hangover has made $266 million in a little over four weeks. From Us Weekly:
A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.
"The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," says the source, "and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn't like the script!"
Celebslam.com presents: "Imagined conversations Lindsay Lohan has had with her agent after seeing potential scripts."
Star Wars: "Who the fuck is this George Lucas dork?"
E.T.: "I hate Reese's Pieces."
Jaws: "A movie about a shark? Are you kidding? I might as well shoot my career with a harpoon."
Jurassic Park: "Dinosaurs? Who's the target market, five-year-olds?"
Forrest Gump: "No Oscar potential. I'm a serious actress now that only considers serious roles."
Titanic: "Everyone already knows what happens. Bring me something I can work with."
The Lord of the Rings: "You're fired."
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