Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 23rd birthday

Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 23rd birthday at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (6/27). She posted her best Michael Jackson imitation in a pair of panties on her Twitter. It needs a little more work, she’s missing the glove and way too much clothing. And who’s her little friend below in the green..? I’m hoping this is Sam’s replacement. Now this is a good lesbo combo.

Lindsay keeps going back to Sam

Lindsay Lohan can’t seem to stay away from her on again off again girlfriend Sam Ronson. She was once again spotted high tailing it from Sam’s house today carrying some bags. I guess Sam isn’t letting her keep things over so she has to make sure she packs for the night. Lindsay went with the oversized white boots, daisy Dukes, and loose fitting white tank top to make her escape in. Anyon else think she is looking a tad on the skinny side? Oh everyone OK just checking.

Lindsay Crying Begging Outside Ronson's house

Lindsay Lohan at 2:30am outside Samantha Ronson’s house, furiously banging on the door, attempting to pick the lock in vain (she is a stalker without the skills and talent), crying and begging to be let in. Can it get anymore pathetic than this? Lindsay rushed to Samantha’s house after Samantha texted her that the relationship was doomed and asking her to leave her alone. One of the photographers on the scene said:‘She was in a really bad state. She kept banging on the door and calling Sam’s name, but she didn’t answer.’”






By the way, attempting to clear any rumours that he’s decided to throw caution and respect for his life and safety to the wind by sleeping with this trainwreck, Ryan Seacrest revealed that Lindsay is the focus of his new humanitarian effort. Seacrest is in the works to produce a new reality show in which a chosen loser is given a million dollars to turn his/her life around…no, surprisingly Lindsay is not that chosen loser…she’ll just be a judge on the show…which makes absolutely no sense…it’s like the pot calling the kettle black…and then giving the kettle a million bucks to get itself cleaned up while the pot is still black, dirty, skunky, needy, crack-addicted…oh, crap, we’ve wondered again…

Is Lindsay Getting Sexier?

Is it just us or is Lindsay Lohan getting sexier? I don’t know what it is but I love it. First she goes topless and now here she is out the other night in a tight dress flashing her long skinny chick legs. WOw! It’s got to be all that lesbianic leg wrestling, she should sell a workout DVD, I’d buy it if she gets another fake lesbian like Tila Tequila to co-star. I’m sure it will sell dozens of copies.

Lindsay Lohan And Ryan Seacrest Working On T.V. Show Together

Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest are working on a television project together. Lindsay and Ryan met up Thursday night in Hollywood and didn’t part ways until 6 a.m. While one would assume the two were doing what Lindsay and Hollywood do best, rumors (and a LiLo tweet) suggest they were actually working.

Someone close to the pair told RadarOnline:

RadarOnlne.com has learned that the American Idol host and aspiring TV mogul is hoping to tap Lohan to participate in a new series under his Ryan Seacrest Productions. The premise will involve celebrities helping people in need. A source close to the situation says, “Ryan thinks Lindsay would be a great way to start the series, and Lindsay thinks it will help rehabilitate her image.”

Lindsay later tweeted: “”Working on a really great project for television- I am excited! Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC.”

This is quite a gamble for Seacrest, but hell, he did produce that Kardashian show, too.

Lindsay's eHarmony Video

Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt at getting herself back in the spotlight, it’s a spoof of an eHarmony video where poor princess is looking for love. I think Lindsay’s pretty f@#king hot but when she opens her mouth it shouldn’t be for speaking. This is from the website Funny or Die, they don’t leave you much in the way of options, clearly this video is not funny so….. Show us your tits.

Dina Lohan wants everyone to know her daughter is innocent

Addressing reports that Lindsay was suspected of stealing $500,000 worth of jewelry from an Elle photo shoot, Dina Lohan wants everyone to know her daughter is innocent. People reports:

"Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked," Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE. "This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof."
Specifically, Dina says any suggestion her daughter is involved in the theft of jewelry during a recent photo shoot for British Elle is "defamatory, false and unfair." Lindsay is one of some 20 people at the shoot who are being questioned by police and has never been called a suspect. What's more, "Elle made a public statement backing Lindsay," Dina says.

And, for once, I actually agree with Dina: Petty theft isn't Lindsay's M.O. She's more of the pretend to be lesbian then buy a bunch of cars and shit with her girlfriend's money-type. Or "snatch and grab" if you will.

Lindsay Lohan got dumped again

Lindsay Lohan got dumped again. The split happened Monday night after Ronson had dinner with the Palestine to Lindsay's Israel Nicole Richie. From E! Online:

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.

You can't really blame Nicole for meddling in other people's affairs. She has a lot of free time on her hands since she DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL WHATSOEVER. Regardless of how Nicole feels, I think Sam will ultimately see that she made a mistake and not just get back together with Lindsay, but marry her. When you have a chance to lock up a sexually-confused, potentially-insane, unemployed alcoholic, you do it. Because you are not getting a second chance. It's not like that type of chick grows on trees. In gutters and strip club dressing rooms maybe, but not on trees.