Lindsay powdering her feet...


Doesn't Lindsay Lohan know that you should never ever hide the 8-ball in your shoe?! I thought White Oprah taught her everything! Worst mom of all-time. First of all, I doubt she wants to get a case of Athlete's Foot in her nose since you know her hooves got the itch. Second of all, one wrong step and the entire party goes all over the damn ground (as seen above). Hide the stash up your b-hole like a normal person.

But seriously, it's probably just a little foot powder for stank, and like with everything she went a little overboard. The best part is that Lindsay doesn't seem to realize that her feet look like Pete Doherty just sneezed on them. Or maybe she did it on purpose hoping that the cokefeet trend will catch on. These shoes were made for snortin'.

Indian Government To Ban LIndsay Lohan From Visiting India


By Gina Gomez
Lindsay LohanNew Delhi, Mar 20, (THAINDIAN NEWS) There is some real bad news for the all the Indian fans of Hollywood diva Lindsay Lohan as the Indian government is contemplating banning the “Freaky Friday” star from visiting the country as she violated certain visa norms during her last visit to India in the month of December, last year.

The 23 year old “Mean Girls” star visited the nation in December to film a documentary based on the theme of child labor and women trafficking. However, the actress attracted widespread attention due to her India visit owing to her over the top claims of social activism in which she asserted to have saved the lives of around 40 children from child trafficking in a raid during her stay in India. However, activist involved in the raid refuted the Hollywood diva’s claim and confirmed that Lindsay Lohan arrived in India after the raids were conducted and had just gone to visit the children during her stay.

Meanwhile, when authorities looked into the matter not only did they find Lindsay Lohan guilty of lying about being the ’savior’ of the children, but also discovered the pop singer has flouted visa guidelines. It came to light that the much acclaimed actress visited India on a ‘tourist visa’ although she should have used a short-term work visa as per the visa guidelines. It has been revealed that currently the case is being examined by senior government officials which is yet to decide whether Lindsay Lohan’s name should be included in the immigration blacklist. However, if the government actually decides to ban the actress, if would leave her Indian fans highly disappointed.

Lindsay visit Dad in Hospital after his heart attack


Wildchild Lindsay Lohan is truly concerned about her father, Michael Lohan, 49, who suffered a minor heart attack on Tuesday, March 16.

Lohan has been in touch with her father over the phone. The two are known to have a volatile relationship, but it looks they have called a truce after Lohan Sr.’s health scare.

"I got a message from Lindsay which read, 'OMG. Hope you are okay' and my other kids have all been in contact with me too," he said, adding that a minor heart attack isn't going to take him down.

"I've been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove a Ferrari over a cliff once, so it's going to take a lot more than this to finish me off."

Lohan underwent an angioplasty to remove any blockages near his heart on Wednesday.

"The surgeons are hoping this will work but if it does not then I may well have to get an immediate by-pass operation."

Lindsay Sues Lohan for Suing E-Trade Over Commercial


LOS ANGELES, CA (GlossyNews) — Troubled 23-year-old celebrity Lindsay Lohan has filed a lawsuit against E-Trade for allegedly using her name in its latest commercial about a boyfriend-stealing baby with a substance abuse problem. The substance in question being milk.

In the ad, which first ran during this year’s Super Bowl, an infant boy apologizes to his girlfriend over the phone for not calling her the night before.

“And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” the girl asks before another baby girl appears on the screen saying, “Milk-a-whaaat?” in tones slurred to imply intoxication.

Stephanie Ovadia, Lohan’s current lawyer, said, “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan?”

The spokesperson for Grey Group, which produced the “milkaholic” commercial, explained that they “avoided using the name Susan because we thought people would be reminded of Susan Dey from the Partridge Family. As a young actress, Dey had bouts of anorexia and bulimia, as well as a later period of alcohol abuse. Because she is so talented and beloved by so many, we decided to use a less emotional name — one that we thought most viewers would ignore or not care about. David Cassidy suggested we try the name ‘Lindsay’. It’s a very popular name, but one that isn’t really associated with a significant personality in the public eye.”

A production assistant on the shoot said, “They just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team. Tragically, her daughter Lindsay truly is addicted to milk. It’s disgusting. She slurps it right out of the container. She bottles her own breast milk and drinks it at her desk. When there’s no milk left in the fridge, she tries to melt down cottage cheese. She has a real problem.”

Lindsay Lactor, the actual milkaholic, is now suing Lindsay Lohan for suing E-Trade because the exposure has made her own struggles with addiction an embarrassing public spectacle.

Lohan’s attorney brushed off the Lactor dispute and reiterated, “This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

The challenge for Lohan, however, is that prior to launching the suit, nobody thought about her at all. Legal experts say this may jeopardize her chances of getting the case before a judge. “Plus,” said one analyst, “if she gets in front of a judge, she might end up back in jail for outstanding warrants.”

Still, Lohan remains steadfast in seeking an injunction to force the spot off the air. She is also demanding $100 million in damages. “That should just about cover my drug debt through April,” Lohan posted on her Twitter page. Her three followers wished her luck.

Lindsay dating British DJ Gareth Geno


Hollywood beauty Lindsay Lohan seems to have a thing for DJ's. But after dating DJ Samantha Ronson she seems to have given up on girls as this time the spinner is a man.

The 23-year-old actress, who had a stormy two-year on-off romance with Ronson, is now dating British DJ Gareth Geno, Mirror reported online.

The Mean Girls star, famed for her wild partying ways was spotted at the Sketch nightclub in central London, all over DJ Geno who held her hand, fed her chips and sorted out her playlist.

When Lindsay eventually got on the decks, he whispered in her ear for moral support.

This lead the actress turned fashion designer to get cosy with him until it was his turn to hit the decks.

She was overheard telling DJ Geno, "See you in a bit, baby" and when he joined her there later, she practically leapt on the guy.

"I have to move to London, he's so cute," Lohan said.

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Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has denied reports that she has a new DJ lover in her life after she was linked to British music-mixer Gareth Geno.

According to the reports, the Mean Girls actress, who split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson last year, was spotted getting cosy with Geno during a performance in London's Sketch club Wednesday.

The pair was spotted flirting in the DJ booth.

But Lohan has shrugged off the suggestions, saying: "No I am not (dating him). He's a friend."
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Lindsay Lohan has denied rumours that she is dating a British DJ.

Recent reports claimed that the actress had been spotted getting "cosy" with Gareth Geno at a London nightclub.

However, Lohan later took to her Twitter page to dismiss the speculation, writing: "I'm NOT dating him. lies lies lies."

She sparked further rumours when she chose to delete the message, but has now confirmed that she is not involved with Geno.

"Nooo, I am not," she told Gossip Cop. "He's a friend, geez."