"Inferno" Posters

Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan's upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what Lindsay would look like as a 70s pom star, get ready for disappointment because there's not even an iota of giant, red fire-bush the size of your face. "Don't worry, the decor will set the time period." God, I hate independent cinema.

Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Pic With a Couple of Creeps

“What!?? That's a set up that's so untrue.” - Lindsay Lohan on the image above.

In truth, this is Lindsay Lohan's reaction to pretty much anything. Point fingers, blame others, lie through her teeth and live in denial. Whatever works!

She's already accused her dad of ganking her passport, stranding her in Cannes. But when there's no easy scapegoat around ... just scream "set up!"

The troubled star, already causing problems for the L.A. County penal system by failing to show up in court this week, is now in even more hot water.

A photo surfacing on TMZ showing Lindsay partying with a strange white powder in the foreground could potentially mean more probation violations.

If nothing else, it's another sign Lindsay's going to die if she's not careful:

Lindsay Lohan allegedly does coke with a couple of peeps.

A spokesperson for the L.A. County D.A.'s office says this won't be brought up in court Monday, when Lindsay has been ordered to appear before the judge.

The spokesperson says there is no way the pic can be used in court because you could never prove what was on the table (despite it obviously being coke).

So she's in the clear ... on this one minor issue.

The warrant for her arrest earlier this week was rescinded after she posted bail, but Lohan still has to account for not complying with her probation terms.

Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, lambasted TMZ and others, saying "It is difficult for Lindsay to get a fair shake because her every move is chronicled by TMZ and others. This creates an unavoidable frenzy around her case."

"It subjects her to a level of scrutiny which non-celebrities do not face."

Maybe so, Shawn, but the train wreck also asks for that scrutiny. Daily.

Lindsay is flying back home

America's anti-sweetheart made quite the splash this week, and if you didn't keep abreast of every poor life decision, bench warrant, flimsy excuse or court order that followed her over the last seven days, then congratulations, you have a life and well-placed priorities.

Which puts you one up on us and Lindsay Lohan, respectively.

That's right, Hurricane Lindsay blew through both Los Angeles and Cannes this week, and left pretty much everything she touched worse for wear. Let's sift through the wreckage together, shall we?

She started off the week strong, or at least strong-armed, hurling drinks at exes and then flying over to the Cannes Film Festival on an ultimately ill-advised trip to get photographed with what appeared to be cocaine tour luxury yachts promote her forthcoming porn star flick. Unfortunately, she also lost her passport, missed a court hearing, offered up one of the flimsiest excuses on record, had a bench warrant issued for her arrest, ponied up enough of her $100,000 bail to avoid arrest and got her court date rescheduled for Monday morning, for which her presence will most definitely be required. And she still managed to find time to hate on her dad! And party! That Lindsay. She always was a multitasker.

Up to speed? Good. Let's move on…

Lindsay Lohan is to play Linda Lovelace

Lindsay Lohan is to play a porn star in an independent movie. The 24-year-old has landed the lead role of 1970s x-star Linda Lovelace – who found fame in 1972 flick Deep Throat – according to one of the film’s producers, Wali Razaqi.

Razaqi told The Los Angeles Times that Bill Pullman will portray Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner in the period drama, which is called Inferno.The film will be based on the events of Lovelace’s life and will delve into the “difficult stuff she went through and overcame,” Razaqi said.

The producer said he and director Matthew Wilder are confident that Mean Girls star Li-Lo will deliver. “I would say it’s probably one of the most challenging roles any actor could play – and not because of the sexual content, necessarily – but more because she was so battered and beat up emotionally, that I think it’s gonna take everything Lindsay has to really be able to pull it off,” he said.

“Not that Lindsay’s life is similar in any way – but she’s been through a lot of ups and downs. A lot of times you’re loved and then you’re hated, and I think she can relate to those emotions and feelings.”

Razaqi added that an official announcement about the casting will be made at the upcoming Cannes Film Festival.

Lohan and De Niro in Machete clip

Lindsay Lohan and Robert De Niro brandish high-powered weapons in a newly-released clip from the forthcoming movie Machete.

Filmmaker Robert Rodriguez released the trailer to show he is no fan of Arizona's controversial new immigration law.

The two-minute trailer touches on themes of illegal immigration and shows Danny Trejo introduce the clip before being tricked by a shady senator, and then seeks revenge on the lawmaker.

In the clip, Trejo says the trailer is "a special Cinco de Mayo message to Arizona".

It shows Trejo wielding knives and co-stars Robert, Cheech Marin and Li-Lo brandishing weapons.

Fox spokesman Chris Petrikin says the clip is not a theatrical trailer, but something Rodriguez put together for movie fan site Aintitcool.com to commemorate Cinco de Mayo, a Mexican holiday commemorating the Mexican army's victory over French forces in 1862.

Machete, also starring Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba and Steven Seagal, is due for release in September.

Ungaro's Cost of hiring Lindsay

According to industry sources, British designer Giles Deacon has been hired as the new creative head at Ungaro, following a long and painful downward spiral at the fashion house.

Young and promising designer Esteban Cortezar exited last year, presumably because he didn’t want to work with troubled "it girl" Lindsay Lohan, who in turn was hired to collaborate with the Spanish unknown, Estrella Archs in Cortezar’s stead.

What came out of this partnership was a collection shown at Paris fashion week last fall, which was almost unanimously pulled to pieces by the press and deemed a "disaster" by the brand’s founder, Emanuel Ungaro (who nowadays isn’t involved in the house’s affairs).

Since then, Ungaro’s CEO, Mounir Moufarrige, Lohan, and finally Estrella Archs all exited – voluntarily or not – with the latter quitting after rumours surfaced concerning Deacon’s possible succession.

Now it has been confirmed by trusted fashion journalist, Jason Campbell (JC Report) via Twitter that Deacon has indeed entered Ungaro’s revolving door. First results of this brave man’s work will be seen at the upcoming spring/summer shows Paris this fall. – AFP Relaxnews

Lindsay to face lawsuit by Photographer

LONDON - Actress Linday Lohnan’s troubles are mounting - the actress is embroiled in a lawsuit from a photographer alleging she hasn’t paid him for pictures he took for her fashion line.

Photographer Scott Nathan filed papers on Friday claiming he was hired to take photographs of the Mean Girls actress for her clothing label 6126, reports contactmusic.com.

In the documents, obtained by TMZ.com, Nathan alleges he was promised one percent interest from the fashion line in return for the images, but he has reportedly received nothing.

Nathan is also suing Universal Music Group for allegedly using one of his photographs on the cover of Lohan’s single “Bossy”.

He is seeking unspecified damages.

Lindsay maybe going to Jail for shunning probation

Get ready for one of those teary scenes where the trainwreck Hollywood socialite is dragged off to the slammer (for all of two days) in an attempt to scare her straight.

Lindsay Lohan might want to get some tips from It-Girl former jailbirds Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie before her next day in court, because it looks like she could be headed for jail.

Lindsay is currently on probation for a DUI charge, but she hasn't been showing up to her court-ordered alcohol education classes, according to reports.

The class administrators are obliged to tell the judge if their student is a no-show for more than 21 days in a row, so Lilo's been dodging the rule by turning up to class every 21 days.

But the judge's order was that she attend at least one class every seven days, so Lindsay is still violating the terms of her probation. ...And this isn't the first time.

Last time Lindsay was in court the judge made it very clear that if she slipped up again she'd be going to jail.

Eh, maybe a bit of time behind bars is just what she needs?