Lindsay Lohan In Her Usual Loose and Sexy Self
Here’s Lindsay Lohan out the other night in her sexy weird outfit on her way to do something, who knows, probably nothing very exciting now that she’s clean and sober (wink). Whatever it is she’s up to she’s looking pretty good doing it. I kinda like that she always has to wear sexy boots to cover up her anti-booze ankle bracelet, now if the judge could somehow force her to show me her boobs justice would be served.
Drunk Lindsay Lohan - Shirt Is On Backwards
June 18th, 2010
I get the feeling that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again because she seems to be wearing her shirt incorrectly. I’m not up to date on the latest fashions, unless beer stained Vuarnet t-shirts are considered haute couture, but I believe it’s on backwards. I’m 99% sure that it’s supposed to be the other way around so that perverts like me can see that juicy front meat of hers. Who’s with me?
I get the feeling that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again because she seems to be wearing her shirt incorrectly. I’m not up to date on the latest fashions, unless beer stained Vuarnet t-shirts are considered haute couture, but I believe it’s on backwards. I’m 99% sure that it’s supposed to be the other way around so that perverts like me can see that juicy front meat of hers. Who’s with me?
Lindsay was drunk at the MTV Awards: Judge to Decide
Was Lindsay Lohan drunk at the MTV awards? Well, that still remains a mystery amidst mixed reports.
According to RadarOnline.com, Lohan's alcohol level ranged from .03 to .04 from midnight to 3 a.m. on June 6 in the hours following the awards.
Judge Marsha Revel of Los Angeles Superior Court had recently ordered Lohan not to consume alcohol as part of her terms of bail.
The 'Mean Girls' star's alcohol levels were apparently contained in a report prepared by SCRAM officials for the judge after her bracelet registered the presence of alcohol.
"There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable," the New York Post quoted a source as saying.
On the other hand, according to TMZ.com Lohan was not drunk at all.
Shawn Chapman Holley said Lohan recorded a negative urine test at LA's County Probation Department on June 7.
Moreover, denying all allegations, the star has tweeted on twitter.com that it was not possible for the ankle bracelet to have tested positive.
"My scram wasn't set off-Its physically impossible considering I've nothing for it to go of. All of these false reports are absolutely wrong," she wrote.
RadarOnline also mentioned that the possibility of Lohan's bracelet being tampered with.
"The report also says that Lohan's SCRAM bracelet had indeed been tampered with, and this is one of the reasons that Judge Revel determined that Lindsay violated terms of her bail," the source said.
The hearing for Lindsay's probation violation is scheduled for July 6 in Los Angeles. (ANI)
Lindsay Getting Sloppy With Her Bobbies
Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her sloppy fugitive bo-obs out the other day in a nice little pair of short shorts. You would think that I would be getting a little sick of all the Lindsay pictures floating around the last few days, but I love her big freckled bo-obs so I think that would be impossible. She’s not even showing them off in this top, but you can still see the big things making their presence known through her loose fitting top. Nice.
Top 5 Lindsay Lohan Excuses
Wonder why Lindsay Lohan still hasn't gone to jail yet? Simple! This girl has one wild book of excuses.
While Lindsay is on a mission to prove that she did not set off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday night, we figured we'd give the girl a break and help her brainstorm how get out of this one. And based on her past history, her explanation is bound to be a doozy.
But remember from How to Trick the Court 101, it's important not to reuse your old excuses.
So let us remind you of your five all-time lamest ones:
1. The black guy did it!
Grand theft auto? Kidnapping? Not if Linds has anything to say about it! Back in 2007, La Lohan spent a night partying with her then assistant and a couple of the assistant's pals—including one lucky dude named Dante—when L.L.'s assistant quit. Oh no you don't...
According to the lawsuit, this allegedly resulted in a high speed chase (in Dante's Denali) down the PCH, with Linds in the driver's seat supposedly yelling "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f--k I want!"
The cops didn't feel the same way so LiLo (unsuccessfully) tried to pin the whole ordeal on her reported helpless passenger, Dante.
2. Those aren't my pants!
After L.L. tried to claim "the black kid" was driving, cops found cocaine in her jeans pocket. But hey, not her pants, no problem right? "I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant," Lindsay wrote in her statement after being booked. "She wore a pair of my jeans." Of course! Cocaine is something Lindsay frowns upon.
3. My passport was stolen!
Linds has some serious F.O.M.O (fear of missing out) because not even a judge could get in the way of the bloated brunette and her Cannes parties, sorry, promotion. After being ordered to appear in court, Lindsay still went yacht hopping in France, missing her flight back to the states. But it wasn't her fault!
"My passport's been stolen. It's clearly an inside person who works with my father that has been sent to set me up. He's been threatening me."
4. That's a set up!
"I wasn't looking around the room, I thought I was just taking a picture with a fan."
While on her tour-de-force party spree in Cannes, a photo surfaced of L.L. and her signature pout posing next to what appeared to be a platter of cocaine. But hold the judgment! Lindsay the martyr was just obliging some fans who asked if they could take a pic with the hard-working actress (in their hotel room). She agreed, made herself comfy, and happened to overlook the suspicious white substance a foot in front of her.
5. It's the paparazzi's fault!
No way was it alcohol that gave L.L. her first DUI: "My car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows. I was running away from the paparazzi."
If that wasn't rude enough, the paps were also to blame for her first arrest warrant last year when she missed an alcohol class, and then the shutterbugs used their secret telepathic powers to push L.L. into a cactus after a night of partying out in Hollywood.
We miss Lindsay's more creative excuses, but blaming the cameras (they can be invasive, but really?) is the Lohan go-to. Since paparazzi aren't allowed in clubs, what will her reason be for setting off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday?
Just in case your mind is a little, uh, clouded, here are some we came up with for you:
"But it wasn't my SCRAM bracelet, I switched ankles with my friend!"
"It was an inside job! My dad snuck into Las Palmas and poured a drink down my Louboutin boot."
"I ordered a virgin whiskey straight! The bartender must have messed up!"
"Wait! It's not considered alcohol if it's less than 50 proof, right?"
Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b185032_top_5_ridiculous_lindsay_lohan_excuses.html?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories#ixzz0qOaa2hHf
From Cocaine to Caffeine
Saintly-looking Lindsay....
Lindsay Lohan has turned to caffeine for her latest kicks, and spent the holiday downing can after can of Red Bull.
The newly sober starlet -- who was banned from drinking alcohol by a judge and ordered to wear a Scram monitoring bracelet -- partied with pals including British actress and reality star Lady Victoria Hervey during Memorial Day weekend.
Friends say Lohan lives on eight cans of Red Bull a day, followed by Coca-Cola, and chain-smokes cigarettes. After spending Saturday sunbathing with Hervey at Pacific Palisades, she tweeted: "Red Bull and waters and work -- my new bff's hehe. Everyone should try it! It's more fun -- you'll see."
Lohan and aristocrat Hervey -- who is set to appear in the next season of Tinsley Mortimer's show "High Society"-- have become close friends after hanging out together at the Cannes Film Festival.
Sources tell us Lohan, who kept her alcohol-monitoring bracelet covered up under a pair of knee-high boots, is really trying hard to mend her ways. One told us, "Lindsay finally realizes the seriousness of the situation she faces. She doesn't want to go to jail and she wants her career back. She is trying to surround herself with people who are a good influence instead of the usual enablers."
Lady Victoria is said to be a good influence because she's seen the perils of drugs. Her half-brother John Hervey, the 7th Marquess of Bristol, was a heavy drug user and died in 1999 of AIDS-related illnesses.
But Lohan's new clean act has yet to open doors for her in Hollywood. She tried to check into the plush Sunset Tower Hotel for the weekend, but was refused. An onlooker told us, "The front desk manager told Lindsay they were full. But she wouldn't take no for an answer and kept insisting the Internet said there was room. She even insisted the front desk call the owner Jeff Klein, but he was not available, and was again told 'Sorry, no room.' So she stormed off."
Lindsay Lohan has turned to caffeine for her latest kicks, and spent the holiday downing can after can of Red Bull.
The newly sober starlet -- who was banned from drinking alcohol by a judge and ordered to wear a Scram monitoring bracelet -- partied with pals including British actress and reality star Lady Victoria Hervey during Memorial Day weekend.
Friends say Lohan lives on eight cans of Red Bull a day, followed by Coca-Cola, and chain-smokes cigarettes. After spending Saturday sunbathing with Hervey at Pacific Palisades, she tweeted: "Red Bull and waters and work -- my new bff's hehe. Everyone should try it! It's more fun -- you'll see."
Lohan and aristocrat Hervey -- who is set to appear in the next season of Tinsley Mortimer's show "High Society"-- have become close friends after hanging out together at the Cannes Film Festival.
Sources tell us Lohan, who kept her alcohol-monitoring bracelet covered up under a pair of knee-high boots, is really trying hard to mend her ways. One told us, "Lindsay finally realizes the seriousness of the situation she faces. She doesn't want to go to jail and she wants her career back. She is trying to surround herself with people who are a good influence instead of the usual enablers."
Lady Victoria is said to be a good influence because she's seen the perils of drugs. Her half-brother John Hervey, the 7th Marquess of Bristol, was a heavy drug user and died in 1999 of AIDS-related illnesses.
But Lohan's new clean act has yet to open doors for her in Hollywood. She tried to check into the plush Sunset Tower Hotel for the weekend, but was refused. An onlooker told us, "The front desk manager told Lindsay they were full. But she wouldn't take no for an answer and kept insisting the Internet said there was room. She even insisted the front desk call the owner Jeff Klein, but he was not available, and was again told 'Sorry, no room.' So she stormed off."
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