So you’re a celebrity and you have nothing to do. Your carpet-cleaner (Samantha Ronson’s “Clean in a Jiffy” Cleaners Inc.) is thousands of miles away and you’re in NYC…which we all know is an absolute borefest.
So what else is there to do but send out a topless photo of you on Twitter (from a recent Fornarina commercial) and remind everyone that you die inside every time the paparazzi decide to go chase somebody else. We hope Lindsay Lohan never gets stranded alone on an island…because she’ll be giving us her gyneocological exam via Twitter…and since we’re sort of lukewarm when it comes to her droopy boobs we’re not going to handle her fallobian tubes really well…
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