Lindsay Crying Begging Outside Ronson's house

Lindsay Lohan at 2:30am outside Samantha Ronson’s house, furiously banging on the door, attempting to pick the lock in vain (she is a stalker without the skills and talent), crying and begging to be let in. Can it get anymore pathetic than this? Lindsay rushed to Samantha’s house after Samantha texted her that the relationship was doomed and asking her to leave her alone. One of the photographers on the scene said:‘She was in a really bad state. She kept banging on the door and calling Sam’s name, but she didn’t answer.’”






By the way, attempting to clear any rumours that he’s decided to throw caution and respect for his life and safety to the wind by sleeping with this trainwreck, Ryan Seacrest revealed that Lindsay is the focus of his new humanitarian effort. Seacrest is in the works to produce a new reality show in which a chosen loser is given a million dollars to turn his/her life around…no, surprisingly Lindsay is not that chosen loser…she’ll just be a judge on the show…which makes absolutely no sense…it’s like the pot calling the kettle black…and then giving the kettle a million bucks to get itself cleaned up while the pot is still black, dirty, skunky, needy, crack-addicted…oh, crap, we’ve wondered again…