Yes, that certain old friend knew to go right for the nude pics and embarrassing legal documents, BECAUSE IT WAS YOU. Seriously, look at that first pic and tell me that's not Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately, the camera didn't have infrared otherwise you'd see an abnormally high heat signature coming from the groin area, so now we're forced to rely on old-fashioned detective work. Namely pointing directly at a picture of Lindsay robbing her own house and saying "There she is."
that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to meSeen here strung out as hell leaving Bardot last night, Lindsay Lohan's stolen safe is starting to become more and more convenient. Apparently inside was $2 millions worth of jewels she had on loan but, surprise, those pesky robbers took it. RadarOnline reports:
Lindsay had the jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricy baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn't have them.
"Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe," a source tells RadarOnline.com
"They've disappeared. XIV are not happy about it.
"The jewels were in Lindsay's care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken."
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