Lindsay's new look for a Marilyn Monroe role

Lindsay Lohan would love to star as Marilyn Monroe in an upcoming remake of Some Like It Hot. We all saw this one coming. Lindsay has been posing in blonde wigs for over a year now, and we all know she has the vodka and pills bit down. Ah. No, we don’t mean that. That wasn’t nice. Anyway, according to sources there isn’t a script yet for this remake, but that hasn’t stopped LiLo from dreaming.




Lohan’s been reported to be desperate for money and here she is with some new look, with new blonde hair and new lips that she claims is for a new part, which is technically the truth, but it’s not gonna be a movie for Disney, shit’s gonna be a porny movie, at least that’s what I assume because the porn companies are offering her huge money and everyone knows that girls who jack up their lips and bleach out their hair are into suck'n’ dick on camera, or stripping, or just attracting male attention cuz their dad’s were too busy spending late nights at the office…..

Either way, I’m excited for this move and I think it was a great decision on her part. The work is gonna be constant and well paying, the fans are gonna be excited to see her back on screen only doing what she does best and most importantly she’s really gonna love giving her redundant organ an opportunity to make up for lost time, you know, this whole lesbian phase left the her feelin’ left out.