Lindsay Lohan is on the brink of death?

Star magazine is claiming that Lindsay Lohan is on the brink of death because of her out of control drug abuse, and that those close to her are worried that she may have passed the point of no return. Of course, the tabloids have been claiming this about Lindsay Lohan for the last two years, so we're not exactly sure how this qualifies as news...perhaps they were just sick of all the Gosselin covers.

A source close to Lindsay told Star, "She's a wreck, a mess, a disaster. She's an obituary waiting to happen." The source later said, "She's definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under."

Things apparently came to a head in Paris, where Lindsay Lohan received terrible reviews for the Ungaro fashion line on which she served as a creative consultant. Lohan reportedly abused vodka, cocaine, and prescription meds throughout her entire trip, with things only getting worse once the reviews started rolling in.

A source revealed, "She was crushed. Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up." At some point, Lindsay allegedly passed out. A source explained, "Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse." We're not sure how things could get much worse, considering this Lindsay Lohan appearance included screaming, crying, and passing out. But we guess we should be grateful that Samantha Ronson wasn't present, or else this probably would have also included objects flying through the air...expensive, French objects.

If Michael Lohan is to believed, an intervention is just around the corner. Michael has recently spoken openly about his belief that Lindsay is addicted to prescription pills and that he's planning on staging an intervention along with the rest of her family. Michael claims he blabbers about all this to the press because he thinks it will force Lindsay to listen to him. Sure. Because that technique has worked wonders in the past.

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