Lindsay is scarred!

What the hell is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?
Ben Duffy

Troubled Lindsay Lohan poses in her swimsuit - revealing a body etched with scars, bruises and cuts.

The Mean Girls star, 23, had marks on her thigh, armpit and tattooed arms as she strolled along a beach last week for a photo-shoot.

Onlookers in San Diego, California, compared her to junkie singer Amy Winehouse who revealed her own gaunt, tattooed and scarred frame in the Caribbean earlier this year.

One fan said: "Lindsay could barely raise a smile and looked deep in thought as she played with her tousled hair. As for those body marks, I guess they'll need some real air brushing."

It's a far cry from the fresh-faced 12-year-old starlet who burst onto the screen in Disney's The Parent Trap. Since then, Lindsay has battled drugs, faced drink-driving raps and split with DJ lover Samantha Ronson, 31.

Lindsay blamed the marks on pole dancing lessons she has taken to prepare for her role as a stripper in thriller I Know Who Killed Me.

She said: "I have bruises all over. That's why I haven't worn shorts."

She is due to appear in a series of flicks in 2010 including Robert De Niro movie Machete.

pic: Matrixphotos

Lindsay's a changed woman?

Dina, Lindsay and her sister Ali (The Insider)
Lindsay Lohan recently returned from India, where she was filming a documentary about human trafficking. But now that she's back in LA, Lindsay is making some major changes to her lifestyle -- at least that's what her mom Dina Lohan claims.

Dina told NYPost.com that her daughter is a "changed woman." She added: "Lindsay definitely wants to give more back. We are now planning a trip to help the children of Guatemala -- which will be filmed by Oprah's network."

Apparently Lindsay was "humbled and moved" by her experience helping children in India, and she's adopted some causes as her own. She tweeted today, "One in eight americans faces huger, including millions of children. Join feeding in the fight against hunger. Text "feed" to 90999. Your $5 donation will provide 35 meals to families and children in need. And visit sillywalks4hunger.com."

Lindsay’s dad seeks help from Samantha to save her

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan has called upon her on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to convince the actress to go to rehab.

Although, Lohan senior had publicly lashed out at Ronson before the duo spilt this summer, he is sure the DJ can help Lindsay change her life.

“Maybe Samantha will help Lindsay turn her life around and get her into rehab. At least I know Samantha cares. Time is running out for Lindsay. We need to save her,” Contactmusic quoted Michael, as saying.

And he again blasted his ex-wife Dina for failing to help their daughter.

He said: “She tells me how bad the problem is with our daughter and in the same breath is avoiding the subject.

“She is a sick human being. Dina can continue to lie and avoid the truth, but I am going to continue to show what a liar she is. She can continue to make all the excuses she wants, but she can’t deal with the truth. We need to save Lindsay – and now,” Lohan senior added. (ANI)

Lindsay Lohan's Private Party video

Lindsay Lohan T-o-p-l-e-s-s Video From Muse Magazine Photoshoot, And When She Is Not , She Is Busy Saving Children In India

Remember those Lindsay Lohan top bare pictures from Muse magazine you guys seem to like so much? I figured you would probably like this Lindsay Lohan video from Muse as well. This is the closest we will come to seeing Lindsay Lohan doing porn, this year. So lets look forward to 2010 because we will live to she her getting penetrated on video. Anyway, I hear she is in India saving children and running the price of cocaine up.

What has India done to deserve Lindsay Lohan? She claims she has saved 40 lives since arriving in India on December 9. Where she is making a documentary about the trafficking of women and children for the BBC. Demonstrating self promotion skills her father would envy, Lindsay Lohan has caused outrage a billion people in India for claiming to have helped rescue 40 child laborers. She went to there for a documentary about child trafficking, but then got a little over exuberant in a series of posts on her Twitter page, in which she appeared to boast about her (non-existent) role in the actual raid that rescue the children:

“Over *40 children saved* so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she said.

She later added: “Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time…. hope everyone can see that.”

But actually the raids, involved two months of planning by local police and magistrates, to rescue children as young as seven who were making mirrored ornaments for export in workshops in central New Delhi. And according to the charity Bachpan Bachao Andolan, which organized the raid, neither Lohan nor the BBC, were present at the time of the raids. The children were freed on Tuesday, hours before Lohan arrived in India and a day before she and her BBC3 film crew visited the Ashram rehabilitation center where the children were taken before being returned to their families.

A non-governmental organization in India, which works to eradicate child labor, has reportedly contradicted her to make the documentary so she might be getting paid to add insult to injury. Not to be cynical, but this India thing is all about her PR trying to clean up her image and Lohan just has to pretend she cares. This "porn" shoot is the real Lindsay, the India story is the fake work of a PR machinery. My advice to India dealing with Lindsay...hide your cocaine in a safe place. Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Fashion boss who hired Lindsay Lohan sacked

By Graeme Massie

The fashion boss who hired Lindsay Lohan as artistic advisor to his label has resigned.

Chief executive Mounir Moufarige stepped down from Emanuel Ungaro after months of criticism at Lohan's influence on the Spring 2010 collection.

But Paris-based Ungaro insists that the departure of Moufarige has nothing to do with Lohan and that he wanted to 'devote' more time to the watch and jewellery industry.

Lindsay Lohan Saves Indian Children From Human Trafficking

From the broadcasting corporation that gave the world (or at least British couch potatoes who routinely make love to a dozen cupcakes) Freaky Eaters, My Man Boobs and Me, and F... Off, I’m Fat now comes the documentary “Lindsay Lohan Saves Indian Children From Human Trafficking. How? Who The Hell Cares?”. Yes, BBC has convinced Lindsay Lohan to take a breather from snorting coke with a leaf blower and lighting
hotel beds on fire with her cigarettes and her crotch diesel fuel (the leaded form) to travel to India and convince human traffickers she’d force herself on them if they didn’t abandon their trade. And believe it or not, it’s working, because so far she’s saved 40 children.

Here’s Saint Lilo herself on Twitter:

“Going to make one of my lifelong dreams on my list of things to do in this lifetime!!!!! Wish me luck! Fill you guys in when I return to USA,”

Later on:

“Over 40 children saved so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!! Oh, and I’m talking about being in India.”

Lindsay bares for MUSE magazine

Some more shots from Lindsay Lohan's Muse photoshoot have made it online and this time they're full of nipplitis instead of non-existent arss-things that make you curse God for giving you the gift of sight. Also they provide a glimpse into how Lindsay manages to almost find employment only to end up lighting a hotel mattress on fire because she'll most likely chain smoke her way through the birth of her giant ash baby. "He's so beautiful. *exhales* Wait, where'd he go?"

Lindsay Kisses Jessica's Husband

By Matt Thompson

Some celebrities just cannot get away from nasty rumors. Lindsay Lohan is at the top of that list. According to Us Weekly, less than a month ago, Lindsay was spotted at West Hollywood Hotspot, Villa, partying as usual. But she wasn’t alone; she was seen with film producer Cash Warren, Jessica Alba’s husband and baby daddy.

Jessica was absent from the club that night, which led to things getting a little scandalous — supposedly. Lindsay, reports the mag, was spotted making out with Cash. The bystander went on to say “Lip on tongue, it was raw. They were not shy!” It didn’t stop there, as another witness stated, “It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real.”

Lindsay denies the whole ordeal stating it's “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.” People close to them don’t seem to be in agreement with that night. Lindsay apparently “becomes easily attached to everyone she meets and gets close to… she’s falling for (Cash).” While a Cash confidant told Us Weekly, “Jessica is not as into Cash as she used to be.”

Lindsay isn’t shy to public scrutiny. Between car accidents, drug problems and highly public romantic relationships (lest we forget, she supposedly also swapped spit with Gerard Butler on Halloween), she’s had her hands full. This one seems to be on the fence, as Cash was partying without Jessica – but at the same time the multiple quotes from eyewitnesses seem a little too corny for my taste.

Michael Lohan Threatens Suicide on Twitter

Lindsay Lohan has often taken her dirty laundry to air on Twitter, especially back in the days when she was still dating DJ Samantha Ronson. This could also explain why no one doubted the legitimacy of an account that seemed to belong to her father Michael, and that he used to announce his suicidal intents. Those posts have been deleted in the meantime, and Lohan’s attorneys are looking into the matter, PopEater informs.

Word of the worrying tweets emerged in the blogosphere late on Sunday, and quickly spread like wild fire. For the reason noted above, as well as because it’s a known fact that the Lohans have made somewhat of a habit of making all personal problems public, no one actually doubted that the tweets came from Michael Lohan himself. So, the world awaited confirmation that he had jumped off a bridge, as he said he would in one of the tweets.

“Fiance just left me. My whole family hates me. I spent Thanksgiving with my mo I just cant do any of this any more. The death of my father put me in a black hole idk what to do. Heading to the Brooklyn Bridge. Goodbye,” the supposed Michael Lohan wrote on his Twitter. He even left a message for Lindsay saying, “@LindsayLohan: love you. b ye.” Fortunately, as PopEater has found, none of that was true.
“Gossip blog Shabooty quickly cleared everything up, as they purportedly received an email from a very alive Michael Lohan disputing the Twitter posts. ‘This is not not not me. I do not have and never had a twitter and twitter’s corporate office confirms that. My lawyers are investigating,’ Lohan allegedly wrote to the gossip site. As far as PopEater can tell, that’s all true, as we’ve never seen a Twitter account linked to him,” the celebrity e-zine says.

Ironically enough, the Twitter page on which the so-called suicide notes were posted now shows a message from Michael Lohan himself, saying the same he said in the email, in more or less those words. “God would not approve,” Michael also says. As anyone can imagine, this has already generated some speculation as to whether the entire Twitter “controversy” was not just a publicity stunt devised by Lohan himself. To hear what comes of this, keep an eye on this space.