Lindsay got dumped again by director

Since Lindsay Lohan's life continues to play out like Kevin Spacey's tongue on a Saturday night (plunging deeper and deeper down a dark, dirty hole), she has been dropped from a movie for being a liability. Brace your Twitter, because she's going to spit out a dozen "medeeea be lyin" Tweets any minute.

TMZ's sources say that the investors of the movie were biting their finger nails off over the thought of relying on Lindsay to show up for work every day. Instead of luring her to the set every day using a dog with an 8-ball tied to its tail, they decided to cut ties with her altogether. David Michaels, the director of The Other Side, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."

Lilo was supposed to play a grad student who gets stranded on a deserted island with the likes of Alanis Morissette, Woody Harrelson, Giovani Ribisi and Dave Mathews. That shit would've been an all-star cast in 1999.

This sucks, because the only place Lilo should be right now (besides rehab or Daddy Spears' kitchen) is a deserted island. Although, knowing this bitch she'd find a field of fermented mangoes. And she'd probably figure out a way to light banana leaves on her labia. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all.

And is it just me or does White Oprah look Planet Hiltron-ized in that picture above?

Lindsay and Ali Lohan got screwed up by ex-dad

And it's time for another Michael Lohan media stunt.

Just this afternoon Lindsay's dad, under a surprisingly legitimate premise, managed to convince two sheriff deputies to go with him to Lindsay's house to check on her sister Ali, according to TMZ:

We're told Ali was in the apartment and deputies spoke with her. Deputies left and Ali was allowed to stay with Lindsay.
We're told Michael is now going to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, per the advice of the Sheriff's Department.
Sources say Michael made a "compelling case" to Sheriff's deputies -- we're told Michael told deputies Ali was in Lindsay's car on the way back from Coachella and the car was going over 100 mph.

In the meantime, Lindsay has been tweeting the whole thing. Of course:

i have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister's safety, as well as my own, "my ex-dad" just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil's advocate with officers....
let's not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY
he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his "brain" that has been ruined due to HIS drug use.

While not letting Lindsay raise Ali makes all kinds of sense, giving Michael Lohan custody makes your brain want to rip itself in half from the pure absence of logic. Unless vagina kicking is somehow an effective way to keep kids off drugs, then I'm on board.

Is this Game Over for Lindsay?

Six years after the cinematic release of Mean Girls, a video game based on the hit movie is due to hit stores and its star is nowhere to be seen.

Box art for the tie-in, to be released on Nintendo's handheld DS system, features the posse of bitchy high school teens known as the "Plastics" as played by Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams and Lacey Chabert.

Players will guide Cady - the character made famous by Lindsay Lohan - in her quest to become prom queen when Mean Girls is released in the United States next week.

However despite her character being playable in the game, Lohan does not appear on the game's cover.

Rather than being a consequence of her trashy reputation, it is understood that the cost of licensing her image for the box art was too prohibitive.

The game will not feature the likenesses of Lohan or any of her co-stars.

Lindsay Lohan Leg Show

Lindsay Lohan’s party girl reputation seems to be alive and well these days, here she is doing her thing a hiked up pair of short shorts and weird heels. I’m not sure I’m down with this style of wearing the short shorts, I may be a traditionalist, but I personally prefer them to be riding bellow the bellybutton and just above the spot where pubic hair would start if women had pubic hair these days…. Which, thanks to those clever Brazilians, most of them don’t. I’m just waiting for this train wreck to crash… All over my sweaty naked body.

Father's engagement makes Lindsay sick

Father’s engagement makes Lindsay Lohan sick

Lindsay Lohan has said that the reports of her father Michael planning to remarry make her sick.

The Mean Girls star admits that she was dismayed when she got to know that her dad is going to marry journalist Kate Major, reports News.com.au.

She told UsMagazine.com: "I'm gonna vomit! I so didn't need that info... Yuck!"

Michael, 49, and 27-year-old Kate formally announced their engagement plans yesterday.

The couple intends to get married by end of 2010.

“I'm ecstatic. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it''s meant to be," Kate said.

Lindsay Lohan – Helpless and Hopelessly Broke?

Lindsay Lohan is Helpless, Possibly Broke, and going to rehab. The troubled star LiLo is in a mess. She’s reported behind two months on rent and her landlord sent a legal notice to pay or get out of the residence. Lindsay is forced to pay $23,000 and avoided eviction. Looks like this actress don’t get any income and her work prospects is in the edge because of many abuse reports, according to sources.

If many people close to her feel a strong feeling that she’s not well, Dina, her mother insist that Lindsay is fine. But Michael Lohan is not very please with her recent allegations, proved by his reply about Lindsay Tweets about abuse accusation.

“There was no physical abuse,” he said. “When there’s yelling, I tried to shelter my kids from arguments my wife and I had. Dina unfortunately got the kids involved in the things we did, the arguments we had, and still does. She uses my kids as pawns.”

In an interview with E! News, he told that he’s going to make her daughter better by sending her to a rehab.

“I am not going to sit back and watch my daughter die or fall victim to something that so many other kids did. She’s going to a rehab, there’s no doubt.”
“My daughter is going to go to a rehab center and she is going to get better. It does not matter how many times you go, but it has to be done the right way.
“I want her to be willing to do it on her own, and it seems that she’s living in denial. She thinks it’s OK and everyone says she’s fine. But is she fine?”
“Is Lindsay Lohan fine? Tell me I’m wrong and then I’ll stop.”

We hope that she get well soon.