Lindsay doing a bad job of making Sam jealous

A extremely sloshed looking Lindsay Lohan stumbled her way into some random singer’s CD release party that was such an important big deal, that even after googling for 15 minutes we could barely find anything of note besides an ugly MySpace video and a crappy behind-the-scenes video. Our guess? Lindsay’s such a wrecked lady, no one’s inviting her any more to the real stuff, so she’s been forced to take matters into her own, incapable hands and bumble about to whatever she spots posted to telephone poles.

She even takes a moment to frighten a small child … “Mommy, why does the freckled face monster smell like Grandpa’s special Wake Up Juice?”