Lindsay Lohan Is A Nice Neutral Shade

Fresh from her hardworking birthday weekend in Vegas here’s Lindsay Lohan out strutting her stuff in a pair of damned me boots showing off her newly tanned body. After seeing all the freckles on her tight bikini bod I’m surprised she’s not sun-burnt. That’s right, she’s got her own line of fake tanning bullshit no wonder she’s such a nice shade of orange. If I’m banging an orange chick does that mean I’m in an interracial relationship? How exotic.